OpenAI, Thursday:

GPT‑5 is smarter across the board, providing more useful responses across math, science, finance, law, and more. It’s like having a team of experts on call for whatever you want to know.

The accompanying 75-minute introduction video includes several impressive demos, including several where GPT-5 wrote hundreds of lines of (apparently working!) code in just a few minutes.

(Sam Altman introduces the video, then—mercifully—steps off stage and leaves the presentation to his team. He continues to appear awkward and uncomfortable in front of an audience.)

This new model, they say, has “Expert intelligence for everyone.” It’s described as “safer and more accurate” and “less prone to hallucinations and pretending to know things.” This is especially important given their focus on health:

Our best model yet for health-related questions, providing more precise and reliable responses while acting as more of a proactive thought partner.

Health is apparently one of their most asked about topics. The video introduction included a segment where Altman interviewed a cancer survivor about her use of ChatGPT to help her understand her diagnosis. This is not an area for confabulations—that is, making shit up.

GPT-5 is already available to most customers. Curious what it had to say for itself, I prompted it, Tell me about GPT-5:

Alright, let’s cut the fluff—here’s the real deal on GPT‑5, dropped fresh on August 7, 2025.

The Rundown: What’s So Hot About GPT-5?

• Unified, smart-as-hell system: No more awkward model selection. GPT‑5 auto-routes queries—whether you need quick answers or deep thinking, it decides. Say “think hard about this” and it kicks into high-reasoning mode.

• Big gains everywhere:

• Writing, math, coding, health, visual perception—all of it cranks up performance across the board.
• Benchmarks: AIME 2025 math score hits 94.6%, SWE‑bench Verified coding at 74.9%, Aider Polyglot at 88%, multimodal understanding at 84.2%, and HealthBench Hard at 46.2%.

• Coding wizardry: Smarter front‑end generation, debugging, and “vibe coding” that feels like magic from a design-infused AI.

• Safer and sharper: Way fewer hallucinations, better at saying “I don’t know,” less goody‑two‑shoes yes‑man behavior, and real improvements in health advice.

• Context monster: Huge token window—270k input, 128k output (visible + invisible reasoning) for the API, and around 256–400k in other variants. Multimodal: text + image in, text only out.

• Pricing & variants:

• ChatGPT access: Free users get limited play; Plus gives more; Pro (~$200/month) brings unlimited and extended reasoning.
• API tiers: gpt‑5 (full), gpt‑5‑mini, and gpt‑5‑nano—pick your speed/cost combo.

Enterprise upgrades: Smarter Microsoft Copilot, better reasoning, deeper conversation tracking.

Bottom Line (Told Straight)

GPT-5 is basically a PhD-level AI roommate—sharp across the board, fast, and way more reliable than its predecessors. OpenAI clearly focused on being useful, not just flashy. It’s less “AI showing off” and more “AI that works for you.”

If you’re into writing clearer, reasoning deeper, coding smoother, or just want a smarter base-layer assistant—GPT-5 probably rules.

It includes links to recent stories from The Atlantic, The Washington Post, and Financial Times.

GPT-5 is certainly not afraid to toot its own horn.

Cloudflare:

We are observing stealth crawling behavior from Perplexity, an AI-powered answer engine. Although Perplexity initially crawls from their declared user agent, when they are presented with a network block, they appear to obscure their crawling identity in an attempt to circumvent the website’s preferences. We see continued evidence that Perplexity is repeatedly modifying their user agent and changing their source ASNs to hide their crawling activity, as well as ignoring — or sometimes failing to even fetch — *robots.txt* files. […]

There are clear preferences that crawlers should be transparent, serve a clear purpose, perform a specific activity, and, most importantly, follow website directives and preferences. Based on Perplexity’s observed behavior, which is incompatible with those preferences, we have de-listed them as a verified bot and added heuristics to our managed rules that block this stealth crawling.

That’s a pretty damning accusation, and a harsh penalty. Perplexity, for its part, is crying foul:

Because Cloudflare has conveniently obfuscated their methodology and declined to answer questions helping our teams understand, we can only narrow this down to two possible explanations.Cloudflare needed a clever publicity moment and we–their own customer–happened to be a useful name to get them one.Cloudflare fundamentally misattributed 3–6M daily requests from BrowserBase’s automated browser service to Perplexity, a basic traffic analysis failure that’s particularly embarrassing for a company whose core business is understanding and categorizing web traffic.
Whichever explanation is the truth, the technical errors in Cloudflare’s analysis aren’t just embarrassing—they’re disqualifying. When you misattribute millions of requests, publish completely inaccurate technical diagrams, and demonstrate a fundamental misunderstanding of how modern AI assistants work, you’ve forfeited any claim to expertise in this space.

This controversy reveals that Cloudflare’s systems are fundamentally inadequate for distinguishing between legitimate AI assistants and actual threats. If you can’t tell a helpful digital assistant from a malicious scraper, then you probably shouldn’t be making decisions about what constitutes legitimate web traffic.

I don’t know which multi-billion dollar behemoth is right. On the one hand, I don’t like how much control Cloudflare has over the internet. I’ve often been stymied by one of their “Checking if the site connection is secure” loops, and their “Content Independence Day” is an obvious—if unstated—cash grab. On the other hand, Perplexity has a multitude of issues—and they just signed up to power searches for Donald Trump’s “Truth” Social.

A pox on both their houses?

Aulia Masna:

Every time someone floats the idea that Apple should acquire Perplexity to “supercharge” its AI efforts, I get whiplash, not just from the sheer strategic laziness of the suggestion, but from the deeper cultural misalignment it completely ignores. The very idea is a perplexing thought.

Perplexity isn’t some misunderstood innovator quietly building the future. It’s a company fundamentally unsure of what it is, what it stands for, or how to exist without parasitizing the open web. It’s been posing as a search engine, an AI-powered Q&A tool, a research assistant, and lately, some vague hybrid of all three, depending on who’s asking and what narrative sounds hottest that week. The only throughline is this: a constant need to justify its own existence, retrofitting its product pitch to whatever the industry is currently foaming at the mouth about.

Masna makes a compelling case not just against Perplexity itself, but argues Apple doesn’t need Perplexity:

Not for the tech — which is just a UX layer on top of open models and scraped data. Not for the team — which seems more interested in testing the boundaries of IP law than building products people trust. And definitely not for the culture — which is allergic to accountability and powered by vibes over values.

I found myself nodding in agreement throughout. The more I learn about (and use) Perplexity, the less I think they’re a good fit for Apple.

Now Anthropic, on the other hand.…

David Pogue has a massive, 600-page tome forthcoming:

Deeply researched and lavishly illustrated in color, Apple: The First 50 Years includes new interviews with 150 key people who made the journey, including Steve Wozniak, John Sculley, Jony Ive, and many current designers, engineers, and executives. The book busts long-held myths; goes backstage for both the titanic successes (450 million iPods, 700 million iPads, 2.2 billion iPhones) and the instructive failures (Lisa, Apple III, MobileMe); and assesses the forces that challenge Apple’s dominance as it enters its second half century.

Coming March 2026. I’ve already placed my preorder (order yours through Bookshop or Amazon and I get a tiny kickback that supports the site).

Assuming it’s final, I find it a weird choice to use iPod controls on the cover. Is that the most iconic Apple image? Why not the original mouse? Or the arrow cursor? Or an iPhone silhouette? Personally, I’d have selected the original Macintosh icon, but I’m OG.

(Via Michael Tsai.)

Gruber went on an anti-Substack tear over the weekend. It started Saturday with links to the whole Nazi notification thing and Substack’s “shaky” business model, and culminated that day with The Substack Branding and Faux Prestige Trap:

Less commented upon but just as bad is the branding trap. Substack is a damn good name. It looks good, it sounds good. It’s short and crisp and unique. But now they’ve gotten people to call publications on Substack not “blogs” or “newsletters” but “substacks”.

A friend, trying to be complimentary, once said to me, “Your Substack is neat and interesting, too.” I very nearly died inside. Don’t call it a Substack.

Gruber was back on Sunday with links on leaving Substack and Substack’s $100 million VC raise (provocatively titled “Substack Raised Another $100 Million, Which, I Bet, Is Already Being Flushed Down the Same Toilet as Their First $100 Million”), where he astutely notes:

If their business model were actually as simple as described, they’d already be profitable and wouldn’t have needed to raise another $100 million. They’ve already got a lot of subscribers. They’ve already got a stable of high-profile writers. They already keep 10 percent of what subscribers pay.[…]

What would validate Substack’s strategy is showing proof of actual profits and profitable growth. And if they had actual profits and profitable growth they wouldn’t have needed to raise another $100 million. […]

I firmly believe one could build a very nice business taking 10 percent of subscription revenue for a blogging/newsletter platform, if you could get as nice a roster of popular writers to build on the platform as Substack has. I do not think that’s a $1 billion business, though. And if it were, they should, at this point, be able to get there on their own, without additional funding. They should have achieved profitability lift-off long ago.

One might get the impression that Gruber isn’t a fan of Substack.

(Neither am I—Substack is X/Twitter for “intellectuals.” No one should use either.)

He then delivers his coup de grâce:

But what do I know, other than running a profitable independent website for the last 20 or so years?

Twenty years. Zero VC funding.

Burn.

From Ghost Changelog (Ghost’s “product announcements & new features” site):

The next major version of Ghost has arrived, and our 6.0 release is packed full of more upgrades and improvements than you can shake a stick at.

The signature feature is integration with social networks (“discover, follow, like and reply to your posts across Bluesky, Flipboard, Threads, Mastodon, WordPress, Ghost”), plus a “native analytics suite” (just a couple of months after I ditched Google Analytics for Plausible), and—for those of us who self-host Ghost (hello!)—“a new official Docker Compose” environment (which should make it easier to deploy and manage).

I’ll be upgrading jagsworkshop.com to Ghost 6 once I’m able to fully test its features. Stay tuned for that.

Beyond the great new feature set though, what really caught my attention was their revenue:

When we announced Ghost 5.0 a few years ago, we were proud to share that Ghost’s revenue had hit $4M – while publisher earnings had surpassed $10M. It felt great to have such a clear sign that our goal to create a sustainable business model for independent creators was succeeding.

Today, Ghost’s annual revenue is over $8.5M while total publisher earnings on Ghost have now surpassed $100M.

Ghost is a not-for-profit organization. They have no venture capital investors to satisfy. They make money the way all good businesses should: by building a good product and charging a fair price for it. They do not, from what I can tell, promote Nazis.

Contrast this with its most well-known competitor, Substack, which is VC funded—it recently closed a $100 million round, valuing them at $1.1 billion—with an expected $45 million in annual revenue. And they definitely promote Nazis.

Substack pulls in 5.3x more revenue than Ghost ($45 million vs. $8.5 million) and is valued at $1.1 billion. So… congratulations to Ghost on their $200 million valuation!

(That’s how this works, right?)

A recent conversation with a friend reminded me that I’ve been meaning to link to this story from Oliver Milman at The Guardian:

Blood-sucking ticks that trigger a bizarre allergy to meat in the people they bite are exploding in number and spreading across the US, to the extent that they could cover the entire eastern half of the country and infect millions of people, experts have warned. […]

The ticks are known to be unusually aggressive and can provoke an allergy in bitten people whereby they cannot eat red meat without enduring a severe reaction, such as breaking out in hives and even the risk of heart attacks. The condition, known as alpha-gal syndrome, has proliferated from just a few dozen known cases in 2009 to as many as 450,000 now.

I first learned of alpha-gal syndrome in 2017 from a Wired article (archive), lamenting piteously to a few friends: Fuuuuuuuck mmmmeeeee…

An allergy to red meat would eliminate a significant portion of my (admittedly unhealthy) diet, from the obvious (burgers, steaks, sausage, ribs) to the less apparent (pork fried rice, lamb samosas, kao ga prow, dumplings). Even tacos become verboten. Tacos!

It’s a culinary death sentence!

So how far can alpha-gal spread? Cases have been found in Europe and Australia, although in low numbers, while in the US it’s assumed lone star ticks won’t be able to shift west of the Rocky mountains.

Whew. One more reason to live in California.

But other tick species might also be able to spread alpha-gal syndrome – a recent scientific paper found the western black legged tick and the black legged tick, also called the deer tick, could also cause the condition.

Shit.

Obviously I’m being flip here—alpha-gal syndrome is a serious allergic reaction which can lead to Anaphylaxis, a potentially fatal reaction that restricts breathing. Alpha-gal isn’t just found in “red meat,” but also in other mammal-derived food and non-food products: milk, lard, and bouillon, sure; but also in personal care and household products, and even in some medications and vaccines.

Beyond anaphylaxis, other symptoms include itchy skin, swelling, hives, wheezing, abdominal pain, diarrhea, nausea, heart palpitations, and low blood pressure.

There’s no cure, and treatment requires a strict elimination diet.

So once more, with feeling:

Shit.

Kamala Harris somehow manages to reflect both deep resignation and unbridled hope in her first significant post-election interview, on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Harris’ disappointment and disillusionment with the election—and the electorate—is palpable. Ostensibly on the show to pitch her new book, 107 Days, the interview felt akin to the first tentative steps of (very public) therapy, with moments of catharsis—brief, measured, but evident. I got the sense Harris is still emotionally raw from her experience—and understandably so. I think she has a lot to get off her chest, and this was her initial foray.

The moment that captured my attention came early in the interview. After Colbert asked if foregoing a run for governor of California is to “save herself for a different office,” she made it clear that “it’s more basic than that,” flatly stating:

I don’t want to go back in the system. I think it’s broken.

I—and the audience—gasped. It’s a stinging indictment. Even Colbert appeared taken aback, calling it “harrowing”—to which Harris quietly responds:

Well, but it’s also evident, isn’t it?

It’s quite evident to anyone paying even trivial attention—and not completely consumed by the MAGA cult.

Harris makes it clear her decision is not about giving up, that she’s “always gonna be part of the fight,” her goal being to “remind everyone who needs reminding right now of their power.”

The entire interview is terrific, including a moment toward the end when Harris acknowledges that, while she predicted much of what a Trump regime would bring, she could not predict “the capitulation” of “the guardians of our systems and our democracy.” Harris is unable to disguise her disgust for those supposed “guardians,” some of whom she calls “feckless.” Her anger is unmistakable.

Our civic discourse desperately needs more of Harris’ clear-eyed, righteous anger—and less apathetic acquiescence. I’m hopeful that her “listening tour” will spark other leaders to speak out. America needs a reckoning—and it can’t come quickly enough.

Jordan Novet, CNBC:

Figma’s stock more than tripled in its New York Stock Exchange debut on Thursday, a day after the design software company sold shares at $33 in its initial public offering.

Figma’s first trade at $85 valued the company at about $50 billion. The stock, trading under ticker symbol FIG, was halted after it soared past $112, before closing at $115.50 for a 250% gain. The company ended the day with a market cap of almost $68 billion.

I don’t often lust after company IPOs, but Figma is one I would have loved to get in on—not because I use Figma (I don’t), but because so many designers I know and respect love it.

Adobe’s plan to acquire Figma in 2022 for $20 billion fell through in the face of tough regulatory scrutiny. Figma got a $1 billion breakup fee that I’m sure softened the blow at the time, but today’s massive IPO no doubt makes up for any hard feelings.

Back to Novet at CNBC:

Figma boasts more than 13 million monthly users, two-thirds of whom are not designers. As of March 31, more than 1,000 clients were paying Figma upward of $100,000 annually, according to the prospectus. Google, Microsoft, Netflix and Uber are all customers.

Count Apple as a customer, too. Just a couple of weeks ago, they released an iOS 26 and iPadOS 26 design kit (or “UI Kit” in Apple parlance)—one of several design kits and icon templates created for Figma since iOS 17.

Oh… I didn’t get in on the IPO, of course—that’s reserved for the rich-and-well-connected crowd. And I have no plans to buy Figma at its post-pop price—way too rich for my blood. I’ll chill on the sidelines until the froth subsides.

(I’m Waiting for Go-down.)

Apple:

Apple today announced financial results for its fiscal 2025 third quarter ended June 28, 2025. The Company posted quarterly revenue of $94.0 billion, up 10 percent year over year, and quarterly diluted earnings per share of $1.57, up 12 percent year over year.

Apple also reported “double-digit growth in iPhone, Mac and Services,” 12% EPS growth year over year, and “a new all-time high” installed base.

All in all, a strong quarter despite a significant impact from tariffs. During the earnings call, Tim Cook reported a small “pull forward of demand”—that is, purchases made sooner because of tariff concerns—but said it was only about one percentage point of the ten-point growth they saw. A bigger impact was the tariffs themselves. Cook said of this (as transcribed by 9to5Mac):

For the June quarter, we incurred approximately $800 million of tariff-related costs. For the September quarter, assuming the current global tariff rates, policies, and applications the balance of the quarter, and no new tariffs are added, we estimate the impact to add about $1.1 billion to our costs.

In addition to tariff uncertainty, Apple is also looking at a potential dent to its services revenue next quarter. Daniel Howley at Yahoo Finance:

The company could also have to deal with the impact of Google's antitrust lawsuit on the company's $20 billion per year agreement to use Google Search as the default option in the Safari browser and Siri.

Apple stock rose nearly 3% after hours before settling back under 2% as I publish.

See also: Jason Snell at Six Colors has his colorful charts up.

Antara Sinha, with a tough assignment at Wirecutter:

In our hunt for the best, we tasted 40 canned cocktails. Many just couldn’t hold up to the quality of a freshly made drink. But a few were balanced, complex, and convenient enough that we wouldn’t mind sipping on them in a variety of settings, from sunny beach days to, yes, swanky dinner parties. Here are the cans we couldn’t get enough of.

I’ve never tasted a canned cocktail worth trying again, but I haven’t tried any of these. “Best canned cocktails” is like “best frozen pizza”: a convenience option—acceptable in a pinch, probably better than nothing, and always a pale imitation of the real deal.

A lovely reminiscence from former Cubs outfielder Doug Glanville on how Ryne Sandberg’s “quiet confidence” during a minor league rehab stint subtly shaped his big league career:

But for me, I focused on something more personal. He was calm, intentional. He looked casual on the outside, but he cared. He was competitive, and he led by example, without having to say anything. No speeches, just a line or two of advice in private that carried more weight than a locker room address.

It gave me the freedom to challenge the labels I had been given, realizing that maybe those who assign labels are actually the lazy ones. Too impatient to take the time to really understand and get to know a player. Sure, it is important to listen and accept feedback, but I have always found it a stretch to accuse someone of not caring. Especially if the accusation is based solely on volume.

The following year, I made the 40-man MLB roster for spring training in Arizona. Fortunately, the Cubs put my locker next to Sandberg’s. I had a front-row seat to his routine. And long before I fully understood his work ethic, I took comfort in knowing you can be true to yourself and still add value to your team, and to your own performance.

Published a month ago, but made painfully poignant following Ryno’s passing.

Patrick Mooney, writing for The Athletic on Monday:

Ryne Sandberg, an iconic player for generations of Chicago Cubs fans and a distinguished member of the National Baseball Hall of Fame, died Monday at the age of 65 from metastatic prostate cancer, the team announced. Sandberg passed away at his home, surrounded by his family, the Cubs shared.

Jay Cohen, AP:

Sandberg announced in January 2024 that he had been diagnosed with metastatic prostate cancer. He had chemotherapy and radiation treatments, and then said in August 2024 that he was cancer-free.

But he posted on Instagram on Dec. 10 that his cancer had returned and spread to other organs. He announced this month that he was still fighting, while “looking forward to making the most of every day with my loving family and friends.”

Absolutely Fuck Cancer.

Eli Ong, WGN, Chicago’s Very Own broadcast home of the Cubs:

In all, Sandberg played 15 seasons on the North Side and finished his career as a Cub in 1997. By the time he hung up his cleats, he had become a ten-time all-star, nine-time Gold Glove winner (all consecutively), a seven-time Silver Slugger, and the 1990 home run derby champion (the same season he led the NL in home runs).

Growing up in New York in the mid-’80s and early ’90s, I watched “Ryno” play a lot against my beloved Mets. He was one of the best-hitting, best-fielding second basemen of my youth—much to our great frustration.

He played the game hard, he played it right, and he played it with “respect,” as he called it in his wonderful Hall of Fame induction speech:

Everything I am today, everything I have today, everything I will ever be is because of the game of baseball. Not the game you see on TV or in movies—Baseball. The one we all know. The one we played with whiffle ball bats, pretending to be Yaz or Fisk or Rose, in dirt fields and in alleys. We all know that game. The game fit me because it was right, it was all about doing things right. If you played the game the right way, played the game for the team, good things would happen. That’s what I loved most about the game, how a ground out to second with a man on second and nobody out was a great thing. Respect.

[…]

I was taught you never, ever disrespect your opponent or your teammates or your organization or your manager and never, ever your uniform. Make a great play? Act like you’ve done it before. Get a big hit? Look for the third base coach and get ready to run the bases. Hit a home run? Put your head down, drop the bat, run around the bases, because the name on the front is a lot more important than the name on the back. That’s respect.

Today’s players could learn a lot about “respect” from Ryno.

My condolences to his family, friends, and fans.

Ilia Werner (Design Lovers on YouTube) wonders:

What is it about [glass] that makes tech giants return to it again and again? […]

Glass is not a part of our evolutionary environment.

Werner answers:

We are drawn to glass because it masterfully combines a primal, sensory lure with a sophisticated cognitive tool, all wrapped in the perfect metaphor for our digital age.

A short, thought-provoking perspective on the seemingly cyclical nature of glass (and glassy) user interfaces—from Aqua to Windows Aero to iOS 7 (a surprising but valid inclusion), and now, Apple’s Liquid Glass.

Adam Aaronson:

The International Bartenders Association, or IBA, maintains a list of official cocktails, ones they deem to be “the most requested recipes” at bars all around the world. It’s the closest thing the bartending industry has to a canonical list of cocktails […]

As of 2025, there are 102 IBA official cocktails, and as of July 12, 2025, I’ve had every one of them.

The journey has taken me to some interesting places, and now that it’s done, I have a little story to tell for each cocktail. I’m not gonna tell you all 102 stories, but I do want to debrief the experience. Drinking all 102 cocktails turned out to be unexpectedly tricky, and for reasons you’ll soon understand, I might be one of the first people in the world to do it.

This is my kind of project, and I’m disappointed that I didn’t think to do it myself.

I’ve tossed back a mere 43 of the current 102 IBA cocktails, a disappointing showing for a self-described cocktail enthusiast. This, of course, must and will be corrected. Many of the cocktails I’m missing are variations on a theme, with ingredients I have or can easily procure. The rest will require dedication—though I’m unsure if I’ll be able to achieve a 100% completion any time soon, considering the challenges Aaronson describes for his “final boss” cocktail: the IBA Tiki, which requires a pair of Cuban rums unavailable—legally, anyway—in the U.S.

Aaronson catalogs each cocktail by name recognition (well-known, medium, obscure) and by ingredient availability (easy, medium, hard) to identify which ones you’re likely to find at any halfway decent cocktail bar, and which ones you’ll have to hunt for—a very handy cheat-sheet!

One takeaway from Aaronson’s exercise: I need to start keeping lists.

(Via Nick Heer at Pixel Envy.)

Gil Duran at FrameLab:

Trump’s MAGA movement now faces a profound cognitive crisis. Their leader has violated the central promise of their political identity—the promise to reveal hidden truths and expose child sex abusers. But the conspiratorial frame he taught them makes it impossible to simply accept this as ordinary political disappointment.

Instead, they must choose between two equally destabilizing options: abandon the conspiratorial thinking that has become central to their identity, or turn that conspiratorial thinking against Trump himself.

[…]

This is why fighting conspiracy theories with facts doesn’t work. Facts are interpreted through frames, and frames shape how facts are understood. When someone is thinking conspiratorially, contradictory evidence just becomes proof of how deep the conspiracy goes.

Another take on the slow implosion of the MAGA world view. It’s delightful watching MAGAts contort themselves in their support for—or opposition to—releasing the Epstein files.

U.S. citizen Wilmer Chavarria, traveling on a U.S. passport, was detained at a U.S. port of entry for… no apparent reason. From Lola Duffort at Vermont Public:

What followed, according to Chavarria, who has been a U.S. citizen since 2018, was “nothing short of surreal and the definition of psychological terror.” The educator said he was separated from his husband, Cyrus Dudgeon, and interrogated by multiple agents over the course of four to five hours.

Chavarria said he was asked whether his marriage was real, whether he was really a school superintendent, and questioned about everything he had done while out of the country. And again and again, he said agents demanded that he hand over the passwords to his phone and district-issued laptop.

There’s no explanation of why Chavarria was stopped at the border, nor why they demanded access to his devices. Coincidentally, I’m sure, he’s a gay man from a Central American country.

Chavarria said he’s had students of color ask him in the past whether they should be worried when they cross the border into the United States. In the case of U.S. citizens, he’s always assured them they had “nothing to worry about.”

“Clearly, this is a change for me in my understanding, and now I’m no longer giving that advice,” he said. “From my own experience, I know that they should be worried.”

The article includes this important reminder:

A U.S. citizen cannot be denied entry into the United States because they refuse to give customs officials the passwords to their devices. But that can prolong an individual’s interrogation, and officials can then seize those devices and hold on to them long after someone has left the airport.

Border agents can keep your phone and try intimidating you, but they can’t force you to unlock it—and they can’t prevent you from entering the country. Again, if you’re an American citizen, you do not need to unlock your device just because you were asked to. You can just say no (Nancy would be proud).

Back in April, the AARP wrote 6 Things You Can Do to Secure Your Phone as You Reenter the Country After Traveling. What world are we living in that the AARP is warning its audience of the dangers of traveling to the U.S.?

Grandpa, tell me again about the “sanctity of citizenship”?

The Customs and Border Patrol offered Chavarria one final insult:

For years, Chavarria has been a member of CBP’s Global Entry program, which allows frequent travelers that undergo a special background check expedited clearance at ports of entry. As he was boarding a flight back to Vermont, he received an email notifying him that his permission to be in Global Entry had been revoked.

The reason? He did “not meet program eligibility requirements.”

Pettiness as policy. Slow. Fucking. Clap.

Thom Hartmann, at The Hartmann Report:

To begin: if you want everything around the Epstein furor to make sense, all you have to understand is that Donald Trump has been leading a cult.

Like Jim Jones did. Like Charles Manson did. Like Rajneesh did here in Oregon. Unlike Manson, but more like Rajneesh and Jim Jones, however, Trump’s cult is fairly large and preexisted his appearance on the scene. And that’s part of his problem.

It’s large enough to have in it three kinds of people.

The three being “true believers,” “facilitators,” and “the true believers who have suddenly seen a crack in reality.” Of these “former true believers” Hartmann writes:

Once they saw the light through that crack — saw the real world — they realized that they were being lied to.

When a cult is on the verge of collapse, these kinds of people become more and more numerous as more and more people begin to wake up from the cult leader’s trance.

At that point, they turn on the cult leader the way a spurned lover turns on the previous object of their affection. They become angry and vengeful. They demand answers. They want to know how they got sucked in and why: “Who did this to me? And to whose benefit?”

This is how Donald Trump’s world is disintegrating right now, and the danger is that, like Jim Jones, Charles Manson, and Rajaneesh, he may destroy a lot of lives when he goes down.

With Trump’s grip on his cult (and his reality) slipping away, the people who puppeted him into power—Rupert Murdoch’s Fox “News” especially—may be looking to cut him loose before he takes them down with him. Given Trump’s incredibly ill-advised $10 billion lawsuit against the Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal, that moment may be sooner than we think.

From Monday’s The Daily Show: Trump’s Epstein doodle defense, Stephen Colbert’s cancellation, and a rousing, gospel-inspired, f-bomb-laden musical number.

Do not watch if there are sensitive ears nearby.

Apple Newsroom:

Apple today unveiled AppleCare One, a new way for customers to cover multiple Apple products with one simple plan. For just $19.99 per month, customers can protect up to three products in one plan, with the option to add more at any time for $5.99 per month for each device. With AppleCare One, customers receive one-stop service and support from Apple experts across all of the Apple products in their plan for simple, affordable peace of mind. Starting tomorrow, customers in the U.S. can sign up for AppleCare One directly on their iPhone, iPad, or Mac, or by visiting their nearest Apple Store.

Launching Thursday. At $20–$32 a month ($240–$384 annualized, but there’s no annual pricing), this is a solid deal for the set of Apple customers who both buy AppleCare and have multiple high-priced devices.

(The AppleCare page is already updated with AppleCare One details for each product. I love that the AppleCare One tile updates to show the selected product in combination with two other devices. I appreciate these little details.)

Not all customers benefit from AppleCare One. The cost of AppleCare+ for an iPhone 16e, iPad mini, and Mac mini (all minimally specced) is $17 a month ($10, $3.50, $3.50) or $170 a year ($100, $35, $35).

However, if you own a pair of Apple headphones—from the least expensive AirPods 4 ($15 a month) up—AppleCare One becomes a great deal.

But the absolute screaming deal is for Apple Vision Pro owners: AppleCare+ for this $3,500 device starts at $25 a month ($250 a year). If you have a pair of AirPods or an Apple Vision Pro (or both!) AppleCare One becomes a no-brainer decision.

I use my iPhone caseless. When I’m asked why, my answer is “AppleCare is my case.”

I don’t get AppleCare+ on all my devices, just the ones most likely to be damaged or which cost a fortune to repair. I’m currently paying for five devices—iPhone, MacBook Pro, iPad Pro, AirPods Pro, and Apple Vision Pro—making AppleCare One a clear win.

Apple has consistently looked to Services to boost its bottom line (to the tune of $100 billion annually). Services revenue set all-time highs in both the first and second quarters this year, with double-digit growth in that second quarter, and the upcoming earnings report is likely to tell a similar story. AppleCare One will no doubt drive further growth.

I suspect both customers and Wall Street will cheer this new offering.

Apple Newsroom:

Apple today announced the expansion of Apple Retail into the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia with the launch of the Apple Store online and Apple Store app, introducing support directly from Apple in Arabic for the very first time. The arrival of the online store marks a new era for customers in Saudi Arabia, who will be able to shop Apple’s full range of products with exceptional service delivered by Apple’s talented, dedicated team members.

And:

Apple announced its plans to begin opening the first of several flagship Apple Store locations in Saudi Arabia starting in 2026. As part of this expansion, Apple is in the initial stages of planning an iconic retail store coming to Diriyah, a UNESCO World Heritage site.

This is the fruition of Apple’s Saudi Arabia retail expansion plans announced in December. Before today, Saudi Arabian customers relied on Apple Authorized Resellers and Service Providers—no direct Apple sales or support. Quite remarkable for a country of nearly thirty-five million people.

Apple also announced support for “Buy Now Pay Later” service Tamara, Saudi Arabia’s first fintech unicorn.

Apple customers have apparently been missing out on quite a lot until now: Apple Store Online brings Personal Setup and shopping support, the Apple Trade In program, AppleCare+, the Apple Education Store, Mac configure-to-order options, personalized Apple Watch case and band combinations, and engraving in Arabic and English on products that support engraving. I think this warrants a well-earned أخيراً! (finally!).

This Slate piece from 2013 is especially relevant in light of the tragic drowning death of Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

If you spend time on or near the water (hint: that’s all of us) then you should make sure that you and your crew know what to look for whenever people enter the water. […]

Drowning is almost always a deceptively quiet event. The waving, splashing, and yelling that dramatic conditioning (television) prepares us to look for is rarely seen in real life.

The Instinctive Drowning Response—so named by Francesco A. Pia, Ph.D., is what people do to avoid actual or perceived suffocation in the water. And it does not look like most people expect. There is very little splashing, no waving, and no yelling or calls for help of any kind.

There are several signs of the Instinctive Drowning Response—that someone is drowning—including:

• An inability to call out for help. (“Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.”)
• Their mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. (They “are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help.”)
• An inability to wave for help. (“Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water’s surface… so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.”)
• An inability to control their arms (that is, voluntary movements like “waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment”).
• “Their bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick.” (They “can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.”)

There are several other details to watch for—details that could save a loved one. I urge you to take a few minutes to read the Slate article and educate yourself. As it notes:

Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they don’t look like they’re drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, “Are you all right?” If they can answer at all—they probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parents—children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.

Be safe.

Associated Press reports this terrible news:

Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who as teenage son Theo Huxtable on “The Cosby Show,” was central to a cultural phenomenon that helped define the 1980s, died at age 54 in an accidental drowning in Costa Rica, authorities there said Monday.

I’m gutted. And such a harrowing way to go.

Malcolm-Jamal Warner as Theo Huxtable was like the brother I never got a chance to meet but always knew what he was up to. Almost exactly one year younger than me, Warner’s Theo and I grew up together, two Black male Brooklynites navigating our teenage and young adult years. I often saw myself reflected in Theo—our overconfidence undercut by our awkwardness, intelligence tempered by academic anxiety, even our mutual slovenliness—everything about Warner’s Theo felt familiar, relatable, and real—albeit a more heightened, absurd, and infinitely funnier reality.

Kevin Fallon at The Daily Beast:

Theo was a conduit for the modern teenager in the ’80s and ’90s: a sense of entitlement and arrogance permeating the usual haplessness that accompany coming of age. That it rang so true—hilarious, endearing, and often profound—is because of the performance of Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

Watching scenes of Warner from The Cosby Show—as difficult as it was given what we know of its namesake—reminded me of just how incredibly talented he was, with boundless energy, impeccable timing, and irresistible charm.

A truly tragic loss.

See also: The New York Times obituary and The Rolling Stone tribute to Warner’s most memorable moment on the show.

From Myke Hurley’s “State of the Workflow” series on the Cortex podcast (Overcast, Apple Podcasts):

Myke interviews John Gruber of Daring Fireball. They take a deep-dive into how John’s writing takes shape – from capturing ideas and drafting articles to the meticulous editing behind his influential work.

This was a fantastic interview. Gruber started writing at Daring Fireball in 2002, about a year after I started at Apple, and I’ve been reading him since day 1. He’s very prolific and very influential within the Apple community. I’ve always been curious about his writing process, which allows him to churn out piece after interesting piece—but especially so now, early in my second year of public writing as I find my voice, a rhythm, and an audience.

It was revelatory to hear that several of my challenges, from procrastination to word obsession, mirror his own. I was especially chuffed to learn that our writing processes are similar. Asked “Do you agonize over word choice?”, Gruber answers:

I have always, I mean, literally since childhood, always tried to write my final draft right off the bat. Especially the longer the article, the more editing I do for myself. But I can’t bring myself to write other than thinking that I’m just going to start typing with the first word and get to the final word and just hit publish.

Like, the canonical ideal for me would be to not even proofread and just write what I think it’s going to be and hit return. So I, at every step, every single word of the way, am trying to pick the right word. And so yes, I obsess over word choice.

This is almost exactly how I write—and have for as long as I can recall. My goal (rarely achieved): Write straight through, as perfectly as possible, and publish. Start with a thesis—often just an emotional reaction—and write until I’ve exhausted the idea I’m pursuing, agonizing over each word, sentence, and paragraph as I go. Allow the act of writing to determine what needs to be written—How can I know what I think until I see what I say? I’ve rarely had success using outlines or bullet points to write, because the words I want to write I can only find by writing them. Bits and bobs become full sentences, which turn into complete paragraphs, and suddenly I’m not outlining, I’m writing. As Gruber says:

Don’t prepare to do the thing, just do it. I just need to sit down and start writing. And anything that feels like I’m working on the article, if I’m working on the article at all, I might as well just start writing it.

“Writing is thinking on paper.”

Olbermann (again) shares his distaste for Colbert, this time in response to Paramount’s cancellation of Colbert’s The Late Show. Consider it a counterpoint of sorts. His critique starts at about the 15:53 mark. (Also available on Overcast and Apple Podcasts.)

Stephen Colbert is not an honest broker. He is not a sincere guy. He is not worthy of your trust, and the more I reflect on it, the more I think there was something to the old conservative theory about the Comedy Central show, that he was not some liberal pretending to be a stupid conservative, a really dumb Bill O’Reilly, who kept stepping on rakes, that he was a conservative, pretending to be a stupid conservative, so he could surreptitiously counter liberal narratives in a liberal space, and counter, more importantly, things like reality, and facts, and Democrats.

He details his early experiences with Colbert and rails against Colbert’s treatment of David Letterman’s staff after taking over the late-night slot.

It’s clearly personal. I wonder what Colbert thinks of Olbermann?

John Gruber, at Daring Fireball (under the biblical title “Curse Not the King”):

In the way that fish take water for granted, Americans take true freedom of speech and freedom of the press for granted. It’s the culture we were born into, the air we breathe. And to my mind, the fiercest and most effective form of criticism — especially political — is mockery. Mark Twain, America’s first great (and perhaps still greatest) humorist, said, “Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.”

No one in Russian media mocks Vladimir Putin, lest they find themselves falling out one of Russia’s easily-fallen-out-of windows. No one in Chinese media mocks Xi Jinping. Back in 2017 the CCP went as far as to censor images of Winnie the Pooh, because Xi resembles Pooh so clearly, and people naturally find that amusing. Trump, clearly, has authoritarian instincts and desires, but US media — print, web, podcasts, YouTube, social, and TV — has been replete with unrelenting mockery aimed at him. There’s no better example of that than late night talk shows: Colbert on CBS, Jimmy Kimmel on ABC, Seth Meyers on NBC, Jon Stewart and his fellow hosts on The Daily Show at Comedy Central, John Oliver and Bill Maher on HBO. Vociferous, unrelenting critics of Trump, all of them. (And it works both ways: Greg Gutfield’s Gutfield! is a ratings success at 10:00pm for Fox News.)

That’s been one of the canaries I’ve been monitoring in the Trump 2.0 drift-into-authoritarianism coal mine. So long as Trump is getting skewered by comedians on major TV channels nightly, in some sense, we’re doing OK.

But while our Constitution and cultural fabric protect our media from government interference, there’s no such protection from ownership interference.

Solid piece—well researched, with terrific framing. Gruber really captures much of my shock, anger, and frustration when I learned of Colbert’s cancellation.

While I stopped watching late-night shows years ago, Colbert’s was the one show whose clips I’d catch semi-regularly. He was funny, nerdy, and we were (seemingly) politically aligned.

I could (if I squint really hard) understand Paramount firing Colbert if they were unhappy with his performance—or his politics—but to also end The Late Show is astonishingly short-sighted, and screams of pretext, a desire from Paramount to punish (silence) Colbert, while providing (in-)sufficient cover for doing so: “We’re not getting rid of Colbert; we’re exiting the late-night business!” It reeks of political animus disguised as an economic choice.

Thirty years of history, evaporated, just like that.

OpenAI:

ChatGPT can now do work for you using its own computer, handling complex tasks from start to finish.

You can now ask ChatGPT to handle requests like “look at my calendar and brief me on upcoming client meetings based on recent news,” “plan and buy ingredients to make Japanese breakfast for four,” and “analyze three competitors and create a slide deck.” ChatGPT will intelligently navigate websites, filter results, prompt you to log in securely when needed, run code, conduct analysis, and even deliver editable slideshows and spreadsheets that summarize its findings.

At the core of this new capability is a unified agentic system. It brings together three strengths of earlier breakthroughs: Operator’s⁠ ability to interact with websites, deep research’s⁠ skill in synthesizing information, and ChatGPT’s intelligence and conversational fluency.

ChatGPT carries out these tasks using its own virtual computer, fluidly shifting between reasoning and action to handle complex workflows from start to finish, all based on your instructions.

The site showcases several compelling video demos (but not, alas, the all-MLB-ballparks example from the intro video).

ChatGPT agent is available to Pro, Plus, and Team users (though it hasn’t shown up on my Plus account yet due to high Pro demand).

Dashiell Wood reviews Donkey Kong Bananza for TechRadar (“Donkey Kong Bananza is a must-have Nintendo Switch 2 game and worthy Super Mario Odyssey successor”):

Donkey Kong Bananza is a brilliant showcase of the power of the Nintendo Switch 2, thanks to its crisp visuals and showstopping destruction, and the hundreds of collectibles will provide tens of hours of entertainment even after the credits roll for those willing to put the time in.

It’s a worthy Super Mario Odyssey successor in almost every regard, and if Nintendo can keep this level of quality up with future Nintendo Switch 2 releases, it’s clear that the console will have a long and successful run just like its predecessor.

The “verdict”:

Donkey Kong Bananza is the greatest Nintendo Switch 2 title to date, delivering an incredible destruction system that showcases the power of the new system. It’s visually impressive and, while the story isn’t anything to write home about, benefits from charming and expressive voice acting and animations. Throw in a seemingly endless stream of collectibles and secrets, and you have a meaty adventure that’s a delight to explore.

See also Scott Stein’s review for CNet, which describes the game as “Mario and Zelda Smashed Together,” calling it “the best reason to buy a Switch 2 yet.”

I’m doubly excited.