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Curly-Cue, an Algorithmic Method for Modeling ‘Highly Coiled’ AKA ‘Black, Afro-Textured’ Hair Using Computer Graphics, to Be Presented at SIGGRAPH⚙︎

Computer-generated hair using the Curly-Cue algorithms. Image from Yale Engineering.

Yale Engineering, on the publication of a “landmark study in hair animation”:

We have grown accustomed to seeing many aspects of our everyday world depicted using computer graphics, but some phenomena remain difficult for even the most experienced animators. Hair, specifically the highly coiled hair that is most common to Black characters, remains a notoriously difficult digital challenge.

Part of this problem is the lack of algorithms. Scores of technical papers have been written over the last few decades proposing algorithms for hair, but they have focused on the features most closely associated with white characters: straight or wavy hair. The number of papers written for highly coiled hair (a.k.a. Black hair) is virtually zero.

Theodore Kim, the Yale Professor who led this study, announcing the paper on Mastodon:

There has NEVER been [a] paper at #SIGGRAPH on Black, Afro-textured hair in its entire 50 year history. UNTIL NOW.

I’m shocked but not surprised to learn this is the first such paper presented at the premiere computer graphics conference.

The challenge with modeling “highly coiled hair” is that it doesn’t behave like straight hair, just with more coiling. Kim and his team identified

[…] three geometric phenomena unique to highly coiled hair: phase locking, switchbacks, and period skipping.

These phenomena do NOT appear in straight hair, and thus have been ignored at #SIGGRAPH, and CGI in general, for half a century.

These will be familiar to anyone with “Black hair” (or who has Black friends): strands that coil together; kinked strands that stick out; and flyaways and “bushiness”.

Computer-generated hair using the Curly-Cue algorithms, in a “natural fade” style. Image from Yale Engineering.

I read the abstract (which is very approachable—the videos and images help) and the paper, though I won’t pretend to fully understand the math and science presented. I grokked enough to be fascinated that my hairstyle, with all its kinks, twists, and coils could be accurately represented by a series of (complex) mathematical formulae.

Lends credence to the idea we’re living in a computer simulation and we’re figuring out how it works.

Internet Archive Offline From Denial of Service Attack; 31 Million Accounts Leaked⚙︎

Dan Goodin, writing for Ars Technica last week:

Archive.org, one of the only entities to attempt to preserve the entire history of the World Wide Web and much of the broader Internet, was recently compromised in a hack that revealed data on roughly 31 million users.

Wes Davis, writing for The Verge:

Jason Scott, an archivist and software curator at the Internet Archive, said the site was experiencing a DDoS attack, posting on Mastodon that “according to their twitter, they’re doing it just to do it. Just because they can. No statement, no idea, no demands.”

The site is still down as of this writing. (Update/clarification below.)

Brewster Kahle, founder and “Digital Librarian” of Internet Archive, has been providing updates via his X/Twitter account, noting that the “data has not been corrupted” and “is safe,” which surely comes as a huge relief to both Kahle and the millions of fans and users of the Internet Archive.

The Wayback Machine part of the site—the part most of us use—has now “resumed in a provisional, read-only manner,” though it may get “suspended again” for ”further maintenance,” said Kahle in a Sunday night post.

The data breach—which consisted of at least a user accounts database—apparently happened at the end of September; it doesn’t appear to be directly related to the denial of service attack.

Lawrence Abrams from Bleeping Computer says of the leak:

The database contains authentication information for registered members, including their email addresses, screen names, password change timestamps, Bcrypt-hashed passwords, and other internal data.

This leak will impact Internet Archive users, but hopefully will have minimal impact on the service itself. Assuming that’s all that was leaked.

The hacker who apparently infiltrated the system left a taunt:

Have you ever felt like the Internet Archive runs on sticks and is constantly on the verge of suffering a catastrophic security breach? It just happened. See 31 million of you on HIBP!

(HIBP is Have I Been Pwned, a website that collects and notifies users of data breaches like this.)

Last week in “Saving the Internet Archive” I wrote:

We also need to address the “single point of failure” nature of the Internet Archive. These recent lawsuits—or future ones—could very well kill the nonprofit, and with it, petabytes of valuable archives.

The lawsuits were the stated context, but implicit in it was that this valuable trove of data exists in just one place—hopefully not literally, but certainly figuratively. Any type of disaster—financial, natural, or, like here, man-made—could wipe it out, a calamitous outcome.

Perhaps this crisis brings attention to the important work the Internet Archive is doing, and the limited resources it has to do it. As important an institution as many of us think it, it is, as I noted in my piece, supported by donations amounting to a mere $30 million a year, with expenses of $26 million. As I wrote:

I’d be surprised if that’s sufficient to continue archiving the ever-growing digital world—and to defend itself from lawsuits.

Now I must add, ‘… and against hackers’.

A Satirical and Sobering Idea for a New Car⚙︎

Speaking of DWB, here’s “The World's First 2024 DWB,” a car that’s “fully equipped to survive being racially profiled.”

I won’t spoil it, but it’s worth exploring the site. It’s a campaign from Courageous Conversations Global Foundation:

The mission of the Courageous Conversation® Global Foundation is to elevate racial consciousness through interracial healing. We believe that the key to driving systemic change in communities all over the world is uniting people of all races and helping them engage in authentic, sustained and compelling interracial dialogue. The conversations we foster create safe spaces for learning, solidarity and transformation to occur. If we are to eradicate racism, this is the hard work that must be done.

Other campaigns include America Erased (about eliminating Black history), What If They Were Black? (a reimagining of the January 6th insurrectionists), and Not a Gun (on systemic police bias).

‘Police stop more Black drivers, while speed cameras issue unbiased tickets’⚙︎

Wenfei Xu, David Levinson, Michael J Smart, and Nebiyou Yonas Tilahun summarizing their paper, “The racial composition of road users, traffic citations, and police stops” in The Conversation (a new-to-me “fact-based” nonprofit news organization):

Our research, published in June 2024, used data on the racial composition of drivers on every street in Chicago. We then compared who is driving on roads with who is being ticketed by the city’s speed cameras and who is being stopped by the Chicago police.

Our findings show that when speed cameras are doing the ticketing, the proportion of tickets issued to Black and white drivers aligns closely with their respective share of roadway users. With human enforcement, in contrast, police officers stop Black drivers at a rate that far outstrips their presence on the road.

For instance, on roads where half of drivers are Black, Black drivers receive approximately 54% of automated camera citations. However, they make up about 70% of police stops.

On roadways where half of the drivers are white, white drivers account for around half of automated citations – and less than 20% of police stops.

Grimm”, snarking on Mastodon:

COP UNIONS RIGHT NOW: This is definitely an issue. We need to train AI to be racist.

Brutal, but fair.

The article goes well beyond the paper, with examples of the consequences of Driving while Black (DWB) and ways to improve policing and enact police reform.

There’s no denying DWB is real; I’ve experienced it myself multiple times. Removing human bias from policing and similar decisions can be beneficial, but I’m not a fan of increasing the “surveillance state,” especially because—as we’ve seen with almost every AI or automated system—our human bias is often baked into the system.

For example, they note in their paper that:

the location of the cameras themselves may not be [race-independent]

because

cameras are not placed in a race-neutral way

and acknowledges that

police stops do not occur on random streets but are selective of specific streets.

This all suggests that cameras may be deployed—and policing may occur—more in Black and Latino neighborhoods than in white ones.

The cameras may be race-neutral, but the people placing them are not.

(Via Paul Cantrell.)

This Is Not an Apple Ad, but It Could Be⚙︎

Vroom, a short film by David Ma:

Vroom is the movie I always made in my head when I played with RC cars growing up.

Shot on iPhone 16 Pro, a phone I have in my pocket. I half-expected to see the Apple logo on the end card.

Check out Ma’s other work; he is an inventive and creative director and filmmaker.

(Via Rob Cheng.)

John Amos, My First TV Dad, Dies at 84⚙︎

Greg Evans for Deadline:

John Amos, the actor whose characters in Good Times, Roots and The Mary Tyler Moore Show lent the 1970s a solid share of its too-few portrayals of strong Black male role models, died August 21 in Los Angeles of natural causes. He was 84.

His son, Kelly Christopher Amos said in a statement:

He was a man with the kindest heart and a heart of gold… and he was loved the world over. Many fans consider him their TV father.

Good Times was the first TV show I remember where there was an entire family that looked like me. Amos as James was my first TV dad. His—spoiler for a 48-year-old show—off-screen death in the fourth season was heartbreaking.

His good-natured, good guy vibe was—spoiler for a 34-year-old movie—a major reason the unexpected twist in Die Hard 2 landed so well.

And of course, I loved him in The West Wing as Admiral Fitzwallace, and his—spoiler for a 20-year-old episode—death in Season 5 gutted me.

He was also brilliantly funny in Coming to America, one of the best parts of the movie, and it was a real treat to see him guest in Psych as Uncle Burton.

I’ll be queuing up a few episodes of television in his honor.

See also: L.A. Times.

Wait, ‘Super Hero’ Was Trademarked?⚙︎

Wes Davis, writing for The Verge:

You know how Marvel and DC have held joint ownership over trademarks for “Super Hero” for decades? That time is apparently mostly over, as the US Patent and Trademark Office has canceled the companies’ claim to several of their trademarks, reports Reuters.

I had no idea that “super hero” was a trademarked term. I’d guess most of the public didn’t either, despite being registered back in 1967. I assumed it was just a generic term. Perhaps that’s just five decades of my hearing the term “super hero” though.

The cancellation comes as the result of a challenge from Superbabies Limited, a small company that produces a series of Superbabies comics about, well, superhero babies. Superbabies creator S.J. Richold decided to challenge the two comic giants’ claim to the trademarks after DC “attempted to block Richold’s efforts to promote The Super Babies,” wrote the law firm that represented Richold in a release.

Congratulations to Richold and Superbabies Limited for bringing—and winning—this challenge. It seems ridiculous on its face that such a seemingly generic term could be trademarked, and has remained so for this long.

Curiously, Super Heroes and Super-Villain remain trademarked by DC and Marvel, though. I hope those are invalidated soon, too.

One of the lawyers involved in the Superbabies trademark challenge, Adam Adler, actually wrote up a two-part series of articles for Escapist Magazine lightly explaining how the companies came to jointly own the trademarks and what they’ve done to guard that ownership over the years.

Both are worth reading.

Touching story behind the iconic breakfast on the National Mall photo choked me up⚙︎

Marissa J. Lang, with a beautiful story for The Washington Post:

The table was set. The pastries arranged. A white tablecloth dangled placidly in the early morning mist, surrounded by 12 golden-hued high-backed chairs.

Five decades ago, a dozen friends gathered here, on the National Mall, for breakfast. They wore morning coats and floor-length dresses, dined on oysters, drank champagne and danced together as a string quartet played in the shadow of the Lincoln Memorial.

The extravagant scene on July 19, 1974, drew in a Washington Post photographer, who captured the moment in an image that would ricochet around the country in newspaper reprints.

While I’d seen this photo in passing, I never gave it much thought. It was not a story I expected to move me, but by the end I was wiping away some dust from my eye.

(Via Steve Herman by way of Michael B. Johnson.)

‘The West Wing’ Celebrates 25th Anniversary with a Compilation of the Best Episode of Each Season, as Voted by Fans⚙︎

The official YouTube channel of The West Wing polled their audience for the top episode for each of the seven seasons and this video compiles the results. It’s hard to quibble with the selections. I was emotional from the jump.

When I linked to the Jen Psaki interview with Martin Sheen and Mary McCormack, I neglected to count the number of years since The West Wing debuted. Twenty five years seems impossibly long ago, yet the show holds up remarkably well, even in the face of a political climate that has shifted, seemingly inexorably, rightward. I can’t help but wonder what a modern version would look like.

‘The Explicable Magic of Home Cocktail Making’⚙︎

Speaking of cocktail versatility and ratios, this piece from Mark J. on The Right Spirit is a handy introduction to a core understanding of cocktails:

Really there are only a handful of cocktails. It is in the details that the magic is made.

Just as the Negroni becomes a Boulevardier when you sub the gin for bourbon, or using Scotch instead of rye transforms a Manhattan into a Rob Roy, most cocktails are essentially the same ratios as another, but with a key ingredient substitution (or two). Knowing the ratios of classic cocktails opens up a world of experimentation.

The ratios listed here are not themselves the magic. They are common, which only happens for a reason: They tend to work well. But nuanced variations also work. A change of ingredient—something with a stronger or subtler flavor profile than average, for example—might necessitate a change of ratio to achieve balance. Adding a fourth or fifth ingredient into or on top of the ratio will create further nuance. Or a mess! But that’s part of the learning curve and the fun. To that end, these templates make a reliable starting point from which to make the magic happen.

After laying out the basics, Mark J. performs a few experiments, resulting in a handful of drinks I’ll definitely be trying.

Mark J. also highlights a few folks he’s learned from, including one of my faves, Anders Erickson, who has a video demonstrating how to go from “Manhattan to Margarita in 6 recipes,” highlighting the similarities of each of the cocktails and the power of substitutions.

I’m one hundred percent aligned with Mark J.’s idea that making cocktails is like playing with magic. I am, like him

a cocktail enthusiast whose ambition is to make great cocktails for friends and family.

Cheers to that.

(Via Tammy Tan.)

Negroni Week, September 16 - 22⚙︎

Negroni made with Sipsmith London Dry Gin, Cocci Vermouth di Torino, and Bordiga Bitter.

Imbibe magazine, on negroniweek.com:

In 2013 Imbibe Magazine launched Negroni Week as a celebration of one of the world’s great cocktails and an effort to raise money for charitable causes around the world.

Since then, Negroni Week has grown from about 120 participating venues to thousands of venues around the world, and to date, the initiative has raised over $5 million for charitable organizations.

The charitable organization this year is Slow Food:

Slow Food is a global movement acting together to ensure good, clean and fair food for all.

We’re halfway through the week, but better late than never.

There are about 60 venues participating in San Francisco; you can search your area.

I’ve been celebrating Negroni Week since at least 2015, and while I don’t need an excuse to tip a Negroni—it’s my favorite “daily drinker” cocktail—I welcome the opportunity.

While I definitely enjoy a classic Negroni (a 1:1:1 ratio of gin, sweet vermouth, and a bitter apertivo, historically Campari—my current standard being Sipsmith London Dry GinCocci Vermouth di Torino, and St. George Bruto Americano or recent fave Bordiga “Red Bitter”) my favorite “Negroni” is in fact a variant, the Boulevardier, which swaps out gin for Bourbon.

What I love about the Negroni is its versatility. There are an infinite number of gins, bitter aperitivos, and vermouths to explore, each imparting its own distinct flavor on the classic, plus adjustments in ratios as taste dictates.

Then consider the spirit swaps. Prosecco for gin: the suddenly everywhere Sbagliato. Rum instead: The Kingston Negroni. Dry vermouth instead of sweet: The Cardinale. Sub in Rye and dry vermouth: The Old Pal. And of course, the aforementioned Boulevardier’s Bourbon. The Negroni Week site has several recipes that are with trying.

A few years back I joined a Negroni club (through Bitters and Bottles in South San Francisco) so I’d have an excuse to explore a range of Negroni-inspired cocktails.

Any (reasonably priced) spirit that enters my home bar will eventually get the Negroni treatment as part of its evaluation. It’s an experimenter’s delight.

James Earl Jones, the Incredible Voice of My Youth, Dies at 93⚙︎

Adam B. Vary and Carmel Dagan for Variety:

James Earl Jones, the prolific film, TV and theater actor whose resonant, unmistakable baritone was most widely known as the voice of "Star Wars" villain Darth Vader, died Monday morning at his home in Dutchess County, N.Y., his rep confirmed to Variety. He was 93.

Jones was a mainstay of my generation’s entertainment landscape. Star Wars, Coming to America, Field of Dreams, The Lion King… He brought gravitas and warmth to every role he played, even if it was “just” with his voice.

But oh, that voice! Powerful, majestic, authoritative, and unmistakable. I’ve been trying to imitate it since I was a kid. From “Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those plans!” to “The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball” to “This is CNN.”

(It wouldn’t surprise me if “This is CNN” is among the most recognizable “spoken audio logo” in history, the closest competition likely being “You’ve Got Mail!” and “This is Audible.”)

Jones always struck me as a regular guy who just happened to be a world famous actor. He never seemed to take himself too seriously, including his willingness to do random guest appearances and silly cameos on sitcoms. (Frasier, Big Bang Theory, and Will & Grace come to mind.) He always seemed like an actor who wanted to work simply because he enjoyed the work. Nothing ever seemed beneath him, and he elevated everything he did.

I’m happy that he was so prolific; it gives us dozens of performances for us to remember him.

A personal anecdote: Sometime around 1988 or ’89, shortly after I started acting, my teacher/director commented after one of my monologues that I reminded him of James Earl Jones in August Wilson’s Fences. I was 19 or so, and the reference slid right past me, but it always stuck in my head. It was many years before I realized what a compliment that was.

Flash Mob Surprises Oprah for Her 24th Season Opener⚙︎

Fifteen years ago, the producers of The Oprah Show staged a massive flash mob in Chicago for a stunned Oprah Winfrey, in celebration of her 24th season. Tens of thousands of people gathered to perform it.

The expressions of confusion, realization, and joy that parade across Oprah’s face as it slowly dawns on her what’s happening are absolutely priceless.

I get emotional watching a group of people come together to perform a synchronized dance, especially when it starts small and just… grows. From Soul Train, to party line dances like the Electric Slide or Cupid Shuffle, to music videos like Thriller, synchronized, choreographed dance numbers are a physical manifestation of humanity’s need for communal togetherness.

In musical theater, when your emotions are too strong to speak, you sing; when they’re too strong to sing, you dance. A flash mob breathes life into this, imbuing emotion into a few fleeting minutes that took hours or days to prepare for. A flash mob created to elicit joy from one person may be the ultimate expression of love, and this crowd loved Oprah.

I also recommend you watch the behind-the-scenes and making-of videos. It seems Oprah isn’t a big fan of surprises, so this was a bit of a calculated risk by her team. Watching Oprah bop around in excitement, I’d say it worked out OK.

‘I’ve never seen that before’: Martin Sheen gets emotional watching scene from ‘The West Wing’⚙︎

Jen Psaki, introducing her interview with Martin Sheen and Mary McCormack on Inside with Jen Psaki:

The story goes like this: The historically successful but aging Democratic president prepares to step aside from public life, and throws his support behind a young, impressive, diverse, and inspiring successor to carry his mantle forward. And no, I’m not talking about Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Psaki is talking about Season 7 of The West Wing, which I’m currently halfway through on my third? fourth? rewatch. The clip Psaki played, and Sheen’s reaction to it, made me emotional too.

Sheen and McCormack were promoting McCormack’s new book, co-authored with Melissa Fitzgerald, “What’s Next: A Backstage Pass to The West Wing, Its Cast and Crew, and Its Enduring Legacy of Service.” With a foreword by Aaron Sorkin, and an introduction by Allison Janney, it promises to

reunite the West Wing cast and crew in a lively and colorful “backstage pass” to the timeless series

while offering

a deeper analysis of the show’s legacy through American culture, service, government, and civic life underscores how the series envisaged an American politics of decency and honor

which made the book  an insta-buy.

The West Wing remains one of my favorite television shows. It asked us to believe that politics could be hopeful, that government could be helpful, and that good people can put partisanship aside for the sake of the country. It made idealists out of many of us, and spurred many to public service.

Sheen and McCormack are clearly fans of the Biden/Harris administration, but especially, it seems, of Harris herself. I sense they see her as part of a “West Wing Generation” of politicians inspired by the show, and who embody a “public servant” selflessness in their approach to politics.

A final note: Sheen references an idea by co-star Richard Schiff for a West Wing reboot which would focus on local politics, with members of the original cast acting as mentors and boosters to up-and-comers. I would absolutely watch that show, especially if it gave us insight into the staff’s post-West Wing lives.

Someone needs to greenlight this one immediately.

Getting Old, Gradually then Suddenly⚙︎

Rachel Tompa, writing for Stanford Medicine News Center:

If it’s ever felt like everything in your body is breaking down at once, that might not be your imagination. A new Stanford Medicine study shows that many of our molecules and microorganisms dramatically rise or fall in number during our 40s and 60s.

Researchers assessed many thousands of different molecules in people from age 25 to 75, as well as their microbiomes — the bacteria, viruses and fungi that live inside us and on our skin — and found that the abundance of most molecules and microbes do not shift in a gradual, chronological fashion. Rather, we undergo two periods of rapid change during our life span, averaging around age 44 and age 60.…

“We’re not just changing gradually over time; there are some really dramatic changes,” said Michael Snyder, PhD, professor of genetics and the study’s senior author. “It turns out the mid-40s is a time of dramatic change, as is the early 60s.

It brings to mind Hemingway’s quote about bankruptcy happening “gradually, then suddenly.” As several friends in their mid- to late-40s have noted, “This explains why everything hurts for me!”

The Cultured Bumpkin⚙︎

When I linked to Shakespeare’s Original Pronunciation, I wrote:

Someone also told me once that some American Southern accents are pretty close to “Original Pronunciation.”

Imagine my delight when my explorations led me to Jake Phillips, AKA The Cultured Bumpkin, who performs a variety of Shakespeare’s well-known monologues in Southern drawl.

While not terribly close to OP to my ear, it still sounds more accessible and less removed from the plain-spoken language that would have been common during Shakespeare’s time.

Also delightful: His full recording of Pride and Prejudice. From the opening “It’s a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife,” I was immediately transported to antebellum Georgia. Virtually, I mean, thank goodness.

I’m now very curious what a production of Pride and Prejudice set in the American South would look like.

Correction of the Week⚙︎

NPR Politics Podcast, in the show notes for the August 30, 2024 episode:

In this episode we incorrectly say the veterans’ organization Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) called Donald Trump’s remarks related to a confrontation at Arlington National Cemetery “asinine.” In fact, the VFW described Trump’s previous remarks in which he described the Presidential Medal of Freedom as superior to the Congressional Medal of Honor as asinine.

Glad they cleared that up.

‘How To Muddle Mint Without All The Proper Cocktail Equipment’⚙︎

Dennis Lee writing for The Takeout:

The mojito is a refreshing cocktail that’s perfect on a hot summer day. Thankfully, it doesn’t take much effort to make. All you need is rum, lime, fresh mint, sugar, and club soda, and within just a few minutes, you have a backyard sipper ready to cool you off. You’re probably wondering if you need some special cocktail equipment to make the best mojitos or other drinks that require fresh mint because not everyone has a muddler lying around.

In politics and public relations, the standard advice is “don’t accept the premise of the question.”

I suggest it’s true in cocktail headlines, too. Two things:

One, if you enjoy making cocktails, you should have a muddler. They’re not essential, but they are useful, especially when making classic cocktails like the Old Fashioned. Pick up a metal one with a rubber head or an unvarnished wooden one. You’ll be happy you did.

Two, and more importantly, don’t muddle your mint. Most people muddling ingredients for cocktails think it means crushing the living daylights out of them.

Please, for the love of mojitos, don’t do this!

Mint is a very delicate plant. The essence of mint is the oil from its leaves. The stems and stalks contain bitter flavors. You don’t want those in your drink.

My preferred way to “open up” and release just the minty goodness is to give the leaves a couple of gentle slaps in your palm, like you’re activating a Clapper.

Drop the newly awakened mint into your glass or cocktail tin and gently, gently mix them in with the other ingredients. Scoop and roll. Scoop and roll.

Your mojitos will taste better.

(Via Paul the Nerd.)

‘Cornerstone’ A Newsletter from Long-Time Journalist Dan Gillmor⚙︎

Dan Gillmor, on his new Cornerstone newsletter:

Welcome to a free daily compendium of the best reporting and commentary surrounding the pivotal 2024 elections in the United States. You won't find horse race coverage here, or the standard "both sides" BS that passes so often for political journalism. What you will find are links, with brief commentary, to work that I believe advances the conversation we must be having about America's – and the world's – future.

I follow Gillmor on Mastodon, where he surfaces insightful political stories daily. I’m thrilled to see him gathering and publishing them to his own newsletter (even more so that he, like me, uses Ghost to do so).

I like his stuff enough that I’ve made Cornerstone my first recommendation. I encourage you to sign up!

Danny Jansen Plays for Both Teams in One MLB Game, Becoming the Answer to One of Baseball’s Wackiest Trivia Questions⚙︎

Jayson Stark, writing last week for The Athletic (News+):

Everyone knows you can’t be in two places at the same time. Those are the rules — the immutable rules of physics.

Ah, but who knew you can play for two teams in the same baseball game? Those are also the rules — the wacky suspended-game rules of baseball.

So next Monday, if all the forces in the universe line up right, Boston Red Sox catcher Danny Jansen will go where no baseball-playing human has ever gone before.…

In a week, he could become the first player in major-league history to appear in a box score for both teams in the same game. 

The Athletic Staff, a week later (News+):

Danny Jansen had been at the plate for the Toronto Blue Jays on June 26 in a game against the Boston Red Sox with one on and one out in an 0-1 count, when the skies opened up and the game was suspended for severe weather.

Fast forward two months and the game resumed Monday, but with Jansen now playing for the Red Sox. The Red Sox traded for Jansen on July 27, setting up the possibility of one player appearing in the same game for both teams.

The possibility became reality on Monday.

With Jansen substituted into the game to catch for the Red Sox, he settled in behind the plate, for an at-bat in which he’d started as the batter.

Baseball is beautiful and sometimes,

“This game,” said Danny Jansen, “is nuts.”

It’s these beautiful oddities that make this game so delightful for fans—like me!—who love the history and stories of the game as much as the stats and outcomes.  Both pieces are worth reading to understand the full extent of the nuttiness.

Thanks to the MLB app, I was able to watch the opening minutes of the game, so I could say I witnessed baseball history

I expect the box score will one day make it to Cooperstown.

(Via Steve Hayman, who astutely notes “This must really test the referential integrity of sports databases. The same guy, playing for both teams in the same game? Surely THAT will never happen.”)

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Orders ‘Gestapo-Style’ Raid on Latino Campaign Workers⚙︎

Arelis R. Hernández, writing at The Washington Post:

[Mary Ann] Obregón was one of four Latina women, three of whom were in their 70s and 80s, who said they were intimidated by the morning visits from armed investigators while they were still in their pajamas. Lidia Martinez, an 87-year-old retired educator, and Inelda Rodriguez, 73, a Dilley City Council member, were forced to turn over their phones and laptops.

“It was horrible, gestapo-style,” said Martinez, who added that investigators spent three hours searching her drawers and garage during the raid. “I thought we lived in a free country, not Russia.”

This is absolutely vile, in every conceivable way. It’s voter intimidation at its most glaring.

Coincidentally, I’m sure, Texas has seemingly moved to “Leans Republican” from “Likely Republican” according to 270toWin.

Hernández, again: 

State investigators tied to state Attorney General Ken Paxton’s office executed search warrants last week at homes across three counties, as part of what Paxton said was a two-year investigation of alleged fraud and vote harvesting.

The Republican officeholder said in a statement that his office had “sufficient evidence” to confiscate cellphones, laptops and documents. Paxton’s office targeted a Democratic legislative candidate in a swing district important to state Republicans, her political consultant, campaign workers, a local mayor and a city council member in raids on their small-town homes.

Paxton—impeached but acquitted by his fellow Texas Republicans—is considered a possibility for U.S. Attorney General in a second Trump administration. This is part of an ongoing audition for that job, and an indication of how the Justice Department will likely operate if Trump wins.

‘The Onion’ Gets New Owners, New Print Edition, in a Story That Sounds Like It’s From ‘The Onion’⚙︎

Nilay Patel at The Verge, in a transcription of his Decoder podcast (Overcast; Apple Podcasts), interviews Ben Collins and Danielle Strle, The Onion’s new CEO and Chief Product Officer:

BC: I was reading Adweek, and I saw The Onion was for sale, and this was around the time where things were just shuttering. Sports Illustrated and Jezebel just shuttered — and it was from the same company, G/O owned Jezebel — or things were being turned into AI slop farms or Elon Musk was buying it. Worst-case scenario.

I posted on Bluesky. I said: “The Onion’s for sale, who wants to help me buy this thing? I have $600.” Leila Brillson, who’s in Chicago where The Onion is based, emailed me, and she was like, “But seriously, how do we do this? It’s an institution. We can’t let this thing die. It’s important to keep this thing alive.” I was like, “Let me just make some phone calls.” The first person I called was Danielle because she just knows.

Two and a half months later, he, Strle, and Twilio founder Jeff Lawson own the joint. How is that not an Onion story?

(Except, oddly, there’s not a single mention of Lawson or Twilio on the site. Is their new billionaire owner censoring them?!)

Patel:

There’s a lot going on in this episode, but the one thing I want to call out is just how much fun Ben and Danielle seem to be having. That’s a rare quality in media right now, and it’s infectious. In fact, I’ll just go out and say it because I think you’re going to hear it in the episode: I’m rooting for them to succeed. I have all the same memories of reading The Onion as anyone else, and I hope they figure it out.

I don’t read The Onion regularly, but when I do, it always hits. So deep-seated is the site in our cultural zeitgeist that “Not an Onion Headline” conveys an immediate understanding of quality, and “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens” verges on liturgical.

This Two Hour ‘Classical Music’ Performance by SYNTHONY Is an Energetic Dance Party⚙︎

By the 90-second mark, you’ll know this isn’t your typical “classical music” concert:

Experience a breathtaking collision of electronic dance music, live orchestra, DJs and vocalists, all in an immersive light, laser, and visual show, reimagining iconic club anthems.

It’s a vibrant, bouncy mashup. Many of the pieces are instantly recognizable to fans of EDM (and in some cases, fans of classic rock and uh, classic classical).

The crowds SYNTHONY draws are absolutely massive, and everyone’s clearly having a blast, right down to the conductor (Sarah-Grace Williams) animatedly bopping about as she leads the Auckland Philharmonia orchestra.

The first time I heard of SYNTHONY was from a link a friend sent to their performance of “Children.” I listened to that track a dozen times. It’s lusciously mesmerizing. You might think it’s an EDM version of a classical piece. Quite the opposite: “Children,” written by the late Italian composer Robert Miles, is a classic in the house/EDM scene, performed here by a full orchestra.

"Children" is one of the pioneering tracks of Dream house, a genre of electronic dance music characterized by dream-like piano melodies, and a steady four-on-the-floor bass drum. The creation of dream house was a response to social pressures in Italy during the early 1990s.

It went on to become a #1 hit in a dozen countries and a staple in dance clubs.

This version is a fantastic orchestral reimagining, and a highlight in a show full of them.

Nintendo Museum Opens In October, Will Showcase Their Video Game History⚙︎

Japan Times:

Nintendo […] will open its much-awaited first museum on Oct. 2 featuring vintage video games and an interactive shoot-em-up with Super Mario characters.

The museum in Uji, Kyoto Prefecture, is located inside a renovated old factory built in 1969, where the gaming giant began life making Western-style and Japanese playing cards and later repaired consoles.

Though I never had a Game Boy, I’m very much a Nintendo gamer: I’ve owned a Super NES, Wii, GameCube, and Switch—and I’m relatively confident I still have them and all my games in boxes somewhere. So while I’m not saying I’d make a trip to Japan just to visit the Nintendo museum, I’m not not saying that either.

The related video tour gives more insight into what the museum looks like, and shows off some of the early devices, their large game collection, and various interactive features.

Update: By happenstance, today marks 33 years since the Super NES North American release. Happy birthday, SNES.

‘Homicide: Life on the Street’ Finally Streaming⚙︎

Credit: NBC

After 31 years, Homicide: Life on the Street is finally streaming.

Rolling Stone:

Today, Homicide: Life on the Street officially gave up its title as the Best TV Show You Can’t Stream. All 122 episodes of the Nineties cop drama are now on Peacock, along with Homicide: The Movie, a 2000 telefilm featuring the entire cast — even the ones whose characters died at some point in the previous seven seasons.

This is fantastic news: I never watched the series in its entirety when it first aired. It’ll be like watching it for the first time. I wonder where I can find a bottle of Zima?

Here are 10 episodes to sample if you want to see what all the fuss is about.

A great option for anyone unsure if the show’s for them; I’ll dispense with all that and just binge all 122 episodes. See you in six months!

A Small Kamala Harris Moment That Says A Lot⚙︎

There’s this small moment, right at the end of last night’s Democratic National Convention, which tells me so much about Kamala Harris. A little kid comes over to say hi to her and her husband, Doug.

Her husband gives the kid a solid, perfectly acceptable handshake, treating them as an adult.

Kamala stoops down to the kid’s level and makes direct eye contact, treating them as an equal. She even has a few words for the kid, then gives a little pinch of the chin.

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It’s a subtle moment. Beautiful, empathetic, and, I’m guessing, instinctive. She clearly loves being around kids. Maybe this is why Gen-Z loves her.

‘The Insane Engineering of Game Boy’⚙︎

Terrific video from the Real Engineering YouTube channel, showcasing the many technical hurdles Nintendo engineers (and game developers) overcame to bring their ideas to life, from screen voltage to screen refresh, music to memory, even a clever copy protection scheme. I remember the Game Boy was the handheld gaming system of the late ’80s/early ’90s; it was seemingly everywhere. I never had one though—I’d already moved on to drinking and smoking.

(Via Daring Fireball.)