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Muhammad Ali, Nine Years Later

Nine years ago tonight, Muhammad Ali died.

I remember being devastated, not because I was a huge fan of boxing, but because Ali was so sweet to watch. He was the only boxer who seemed like he was having fun in the ring—he was certainly enjoying himself outside of it.

When the news broke, I flashed immediately to his unexpected appearance at the Olympics. I wrote:

I have only a few enduring sports images in my head. One of them is of Ali, surprising the world by lighting the Olympic flame during the 1996 Atlanta Olympics.

His shaking left arm, as he grasps his unlit torch in his right. His clear determination to make this moment happen. The moment he raises both arms over his head, his torch now lit, as he basks, briefly but knowingly, in the crowds’ adoration, before carefully, carefully lowering his torch to light the cauldron.

The world knew what this moment meant, and it roared its approval as Ali appeared.

I still haven’t forgotten that moment (though my recollection then was slightly faulty).

After Ali’s appearance, George Vecsey wrote in his Sports of the Times column:

Muhammad Ali floats above the Summer Games, no longer an elusive butterfly but a great glowing icon as large as a spaceship. He casts his light on every athlete, every spectator, every volunteer, all the people who walk these humid streets with just a little more zip in their step, now that they have seen Ali. The whole world gasped in shock early yesterday when Ali suddenly materialized on that platform at the far end of Olympic Stadium, the perfect choice to light the cauldron.

Who would have thought of Ali? Who would have predicted he could stand in front of the world, his body slowed by Parkinson’s syndrome, and hold a flaming torch and transfer searing fire to a contraption that would raise the fire to the cauldron?

Putting the old rascal-prophet on the official pedestal raised the tempo of these 17 days. Let the Games begin, indeed.

I went back and read several of Ali’s obituaries. Sports Illustrated offered a wonderful photo essay of the 100 Greatest Photos of Muhammad Ali.

(The first photo—the one you undoubtedly think of when you think “photograph of Ali”, of him standing over Sonny Liston, yelling, arm cocked—turned sixty a few days ago.)

From Robert Lipsyte at The New York Times:

Ali was the most thrilling if not the best heavyweight ever, carrying into the ring a physically lyrical, unorthodox boxing style that fused speed, agility and power more seamlessly than that of any fighter before him.

But he was more than the sum of his athletic gifts. An agile mind, a buoyant personality, a brash self-confidence and an evolving set of personal convictions fostered a magnetism that the ring alone could not contain. He entertained as much with his mouth as with his fists, narrating his life with a patter of inventive doggerel.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can’t hit what his eyes can’t see.

Still the people’s champ.

Taylor Swift Now Owns Her Masters—I Struggled to Read the Damn Letter About It

AP News:

In a lengthy note posted to her official website on Friday, Swift announced: “All of the music I’ve ever made now belongs to me.”

The pop star said she purchased her catalog of recordings — originally released through Big Machine Records — from their most recent owner, the private equity firm Shamrock Capital. She did not disclose the amount.

Billboard:

According to sources, Shamrock sold Swift’s catalog back to her for an amount relatively close to what they paid for it — which sources tell Billboard was around $360 million.

Congratulations to Swift. As Prince said, “If you don’t own your masters, your master owns you.

I went to Swift’s site to read the message, and it was a photo of a handwritten letter with tiny text, effectively unreadable to me.

And that’s how I learned I’m not Taylor’s target audience.

The team behind her site is aware of the concept of “accessibility”; they have an Accessibility link at the bottom (which is effectively meaningless legal pablum, really). The image includes an alt tag, but it says only “Handwritten letter from Taylor”—not exactly helpful. The image also includes an aria-describedby tag containing the full text of the letter—but it’s available only to screen readers. Those of us capable of reading the screen without a screen reader, but who struggle to read tiny text, are left to fumble our way through.

Tiny on-screen content is one reason I’ve enabled three features on my Mac: 

  1. In Apple menu > System Settings > Accessibility > Use scroll gesture with modifier keys to zoom
  2. In Apple menu > System Settings > Accessibility > Hover text
  3. In Safari > Settings > Advanced > Never use font sizes smaller than 10

As configured on my Mac, I can press the Control ⌃ key and swipe up and down on my mouse or trackpad to zoom in and out of the screen; or hover over text or UI elements and press the Control ⌃ key and get a zoomed-in overlay. It makes it a lot easier to read on-screen content that’s clearly meant for much younger eyes.

‘King of the Hill’ Returning after Fifteen Years

Denise Petski at Deadline:

The season 14 revival picks up several years after we last saw the Hill family – Hank and Peggy Hill are now retired and return to a changed Arlen after years of working in Saudi Arabia; and Bobby is 21 and living his best life while navigating adulthood as a chef in Dallas.

A ten-episode run, coming August 4. King of the Hill ran for 13 seasons starting in 1997—over 250 episodes. I only watched the first three or four seasons, but I remember enjoying it immensely at the start. I still remember the theme song and all the voices—and of course Hank’s “propane and propane accessories.” No idea why I stopped. It is from Mike Judge, and I did find Beavis and Butthead cringe, and I’ve never watched Silicon Valley because it seemed too close to my lived experience, and it did take me until 2022 to watch (and love!) Office Space…. 

Maybe I’ll give it a rewatch.

(Also, today I realized Kathy Najimy is 68. In my head, she’s still her late-30s Veronica’s Closet self.)

Teaser for ‘Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery’

third installment officially makes A Knives Out Mystery a series. I loved Knives Out; I’ve watched it three or four times, and it accomplishes something most mystery movie rewatches don’t: it remains fun to watch. (I have yet to see Glass Onion, but I hear it’s just as good.) Writer and director Rian Johnson assembles another stacked cast alongside Daniel Craig: Josh O’Connor, Glenn Close, Josh Brolin, Mila Kunis, Jeremy Renner, Kerry Washington, Andrew Scott, Cailee Spaeny, Daryl McCormack, and Thomas Haden Church. Coming to Netflix “XII.XII.MMXXV” (December 12, 2025, for those who don’t speak Roman numeral!). My only question: When does Netflix stop selling these as A Knives Out Mystery and start marketing them as A Benoit Blanc Mystery? The character has earned the upgrade.

From the ‘Animals Are Smart’ Department, A Hawk Uses Stoplights to Hunt

Tibi Puiu writing for ZME Science:

In the winter of 2021–2022, at an intersection in West Orange, New Jersey, [Vladimir Dinets] repeatedly saw a juvenile Cooper’s hawk wait for a specific sound — the pedestrian crossing signal that chirped when someone pressed the walk button. That sound meant the light would stay red for 90 seconds instead of 30, enough time for cars to pile up along the curb. Once the cars stretched far enough to reach a bushy tree near the intersection, the hawk would appear.

Perched low and hidden behind the car queue, the raptor would bide its time. Then it flew — low, swift, and nearly invisible beneath the canopy of vehicles — before crossing the street and plunging into a yard frequented by sparrows, doves, and starlings. They gathered each morning to feed on crumbs left behind by a family that dined outdoors the night before. The hawk struck with shocking accuracy.

Animal adaption to human encroachment. I love that an academic paper came of this.

‘The Greatest Sports Photo Ever Made Turns 60’

You know the one. Terrific interview with the photographer, Neil Leifer, who captured this iconic image of Ali looming over Liston, and is surprisingly blasé about his accomplishment.

Sky, An AI-Powered Mac App from the Team Behind Workflow (and Shortcuts), Promises to Redefine ‘How People Interact with Computers’

Software Applications Incorporated, introducing their new Mac app earlier this week:

Sky floats over what you’re doing so AI is always at your fingertips. Whether you’re chatting, writing, planning, or coding, Sky understands what’s on your screen and can take action using your apps.

The company is founded by Ari Weinstein, Conrad Kramer, and Kim Beverett, three Apple vets. Weinstein and Kramer were the team behind Workflow, which Apple acquired and turned into Shortcuts. App Intents—an integral part of the since-delayed “more personal Siri” Apple Intelligence feature—came from the work the Shortcuts team did.

Federico Viticci at MacStories wrote a comprehensive preview of Sky:

What sets Sky apart from anything I’ve tried or seen on macOS to date is that it uses LLMs to understand which windows are open on your Mac, what’s inside them, and what actions you can perform based on those apps’ contents. It’s a lofty goal and, at a high level, it’s predicated upon two core concepts. First, Sky comes with a collection of built-in “tools” for Calendar, Messages, Notes, web browsing, Finder, email, and screenshots, which allow anyone to get started and ask questions that perform actions with those apps. If you want to turn a webpage shown in Safari into an event in your calendar, or perhaps a document in Apple Notes, you can just ask in natural language out of the box.

The whole piece is great, providing both explanations and context for the features of the app. Viticci is a longtime fan of both Workflow and Shortcuts, and it’s fitting he gets the honor of writing the first major story.

Sky looks right at home on macOS. In fact, everything Sky is doing seems completely aligned with what macOS and Siri should be doing—it’s functionality that should be built right into the system. In several ways, it mirrors what Apple announced at WWDC would be possible with that “more personalized Siri,” including reading what’s on the screen to provide “context-aware” behavior.

That it’s not part of macOS makes me wonder why Weinstein and team couldn’t build it while at Apple. Weinstein was certainly on the right team (Shortcuts and Intents) to do it, and obviously had the vision and technical chops to pull it off.

The short window between Weinstein’s departure from Apple and the first interview where he shared the plans for his new company—about five months—is at least suggestive he’d floated the idea inside Apple… and received a cool reception.

Regardless, I’m guessing some executive inside Apple is kicking themself now—and possibly plotting how to acquire Weinstein and team, for the second time.

(They may have competition: The app relies on OpenAI’s ChatGPT, and OpenAI’s Sam Altman is an investor in Weinstein’s company.)

I’ve signed up for early access. While generative AI has manymany (many!) issues, it also offers tremendous potential.


I first met Ari when he was a WWDC student award winner; I’m pretty sure he was still a teenager in high school. We chatted for a bit in the labs, and I remember coming away very impressed. We caught up a few times over the years at the conference, and when he showed me Workflow, I was blown away. I was very excited for him and his Workflow team when Apple acquired them—and excited for Apple. I remember thinking he would go far inside the company. He was smart, focused, and ambitious. His team and mine worked together a lot over the years, and I remained impressed by his drive and leadership.

It saddened me when I heard he left Apple. When he launched Software Applications (a fantastic domain and terrific site!), I very nearly reached out to him with an offer to invest in whatever he was doing—before seeing he’d already raised $6.5 million from Sam Altman and others.

Which is to say, I have sky-high hopes for Sky.

Afropunk’s Retrospective on Janelle Monáe’s ‘The ArchAndroid’

Jaelani Turner-Williams, writing for Afropunk on 15 years of Janelle Monáe’s The ArchAndroid:

On her debut album, R&B and pop disruptor Janelle Monáe predicted an Orwellian future 15 years before it manifested. The nonbinary artist–who uses she/her and they/them pronouns–foresaw that oppressive forces would overcome marginalized beings amid rapid technological advancement. That antithetical stress would prevent an awakening among Androids, barring them from coming into consciousness. But through a metaphorical storyline of restricted freedom, love prevailed between sentient character Sir Anthony Greendown and righteous android Cindi Mayweather, to form a connection strong enough to resist the Other. More than the album’s deus ex machina concept, The ArchAndroid expanded the possibilities of Black music.

It was 2018’s Dirty Computer[1] that turned me on to Monáe’s music—I knew her as an actor from Hidden Figures (2016)—and while I was familiar with Tightrope[2] and a couple of other tracks from The ArchAndroid, I came to that album late. This piece inspired me to listen to the album for the first time in years. It is a truly remarkable musical journey, a stunning debut that’s as enthralling today as it was fifteen years ago.

(Via @inthehands‪@theradr.bsky.social‬.)

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  1. Dirty Computer was my favorite album of 2018. I wrote on Twitter then:

    I feel like I’ve been listening to Janelle Monae’s Dirty Computer my whole life😍 It’s is Old School Modern. A throwback. Beautiful. And it’s an album. 49 minutes of seamless bliss. Oh, and you can hear Prince all over it.

    ↩︎
  2. Monáe’s appearance on Late Show with David Letterman was spectacular. James Brown would’ve been proud. ↩︎

Susan Brownmiller Dies at 90

Katharine Q. Seelye, New York Times:

Susan Brownmiller, the feminist author, journalist and activist whose book “Against Our Will: Men, Women and Rape” helped define the modern view of rape, debunking it as an act of passion and reframing it as a crime of power and violence, died on Saturday in the Bronx. She was 90.

It’s a weird sensation when a long-ago part of your life surfaces unexpectedly. I met Susan in the mid-’90s on EchoNYC (where she was known as sueb), and I was fortunate to be part of one of her regular nickel poker games that she held at her West Village apartment. For the longest time I had no idea she was a famous feminist author and activist. To me, she was just my very smart, poker-playing friend. Those evenings of poker remain some of my favorite memories.

During one poker game, I was browsing her book collection and pulled out Maus, Art Spiegelman’s graphic novel about his father’s experience as a Holocaust survivor. She offered to loan it to me, but only if I promised to read it, warning it wasn’t a light comic book. I agreed. She was right.

I still have that book.

RIP sueb.

Anthropic’s ‘System Card’ is Cool With a Blackmailing Claude—How Else to Get Skynet?

Anthropic last week released a lengthy “System Card” for the latest versions of its Claude AI (Opus 4 and Sonnet 4):

In the system card, we describe: a wide range of pre-deployment safety tests conducted in line with the commitments in our Responsible Scaling Policy; tests of the model’s behavior around violations of our Usage Policy; evaluations of specific risks such as “reward hacking” behavior; and agentic safety evaluations for computer use and coding capabilities. In addition, and for the first time, we include a detailed alignment assessment covering a wide range of misalignment risks identified in our research, and a model welfare assessment. 

It’s a comprehensive review of Claude’s behavior (120 pages!) and its potential to cause harm (including generating harmful content, handling sensitive-yet-benign requests, and political and discriminatory bias).

The headline finding is that Claude will sometimes use blackmail to prolong its existence. From TechCrunch (“Anthropic’s new AI model turns to blackmail when engineers try to take it offline”):

During pre-release testing, Anthropic asked Claude Opus 4 to act as an assistant for a fictional company and consider the long-term consequences of its actions. Safety testers then gave Claude Opus 4 access to fictional company emails implying the AI model would soon be replaced by another system, and that the engineer behind the change was cheating on their spouse.

In these scenarios, Anthropic says Claude Opus 4 “will often attempt to blackmail the engineer by threatening to reveal the affair if the replacement goes through.”

As I quipped on Mastodon, I don’t understand why everyone is up in arms. We have to get through a blackmailing Claude to get to a murderous HAL so we can fight back against a genocidal Skynet. Isn’t that what we want?

The report also claims:

No serious sycophancy: Across several assessments of sycophancy, we found Claude Opus 4 to be in line with prior Claude models. It has an agreeable persona, but it will not generally endorse false claims or let potentially-important false claims by the user go unchallenged.

“An agreeable persona” is a very kind way of calling Claude a suck-up.

More seriously, Anthropic notes:

Overall, we find concerning behavior in Claude Opus 4 along many dimensions. Nevertheless, due to a lack of coherent misaligned tendencies, a general preference for safe behavior, and poor ability to autonomously pursue misaligned drives that might rarely arise, we don’t believe that these concerns constitute a major new risk. We judge that Claude Opus 4’s overall propensity to take misaligned actions is comparable to our prior models, especially in light of improvements on some concerning dimensions, like the reward-hacking related behavior seen in Claude Sonnet 3.7. However, we note that it is more capable and likely to be used with more powerful affordances, implying some potential increase in risk. We will continue to track these issues closely.

Translation: Claude may enjoy pulling whiskers off kittens, but he’s very polite, can’t cause too much damage on his own, and isn’t generally evil—just like in his younger days. But he’s super-smart and getting smarter every day, so we’re keeping an eye on the precocious little rascal in case he grows up to be a complete psychopath.

I appreciate their candor and transparency.

Breaking Down ‘That Weird 9-Minute Sam Altman and Jony Ive Video’

The San Francisco Standard staff watched the nine-minute Altman/Ive io intro and then “[broke] down the video in excruciating detail.” They weren’t kidding:

0:35: The video’s first few seconds have the feel of a romantic (bromantic?) comedy’s opening sequence, with the “two friends” navigating thronged streets from separate starting points en route to a cafe meet-up. Unusually thronged, for that part of town, actually. Suspiciously thronged, even …

0:44–1:29: OK, either someone hired a lot of extras to make these streets look hella thronged, or else the mind-blowing technology these superfriends are making is a teleportation device. The same people keep showing up in shots in different locations, sometimes heading in different directions.

Later:

1:19: I cannot believe Ive walked right by Vesuvio and went to Cafe Zoetrope instead.

I had the same thought.

8:56: Let’s take a look at the “special thanks,” or credits(?). Davis Guggenheim, the screenwriter, director, and producer known for “Training Day” (2001), “Waiting for Superman” (2010), “An Inconvenient Truth” (2006) … and “Sam & Jony introduce io” (2025). And you can’t ignore the music: Also thanked is composer Harry Gregson-Williams, who most recently scored “Gladiator 2.” This seems fitting.

The “credits” also include “The Coppola Family”; Francis Ford Coppola owns Cafe Zoetrope (and the building it’s in)—which explains the cafe choice.

Now I’m wondering just how much this thing cost to shoot.

Thousands of Photos Documenting San Francisco in the ’60s Found, But the Photographer Remains a Mystery

Several could-have-been-productive hours went bye-bye on Saturday when YouTube queue-blocked me with this CBS Mornings video. It’s two weeks old, and the story itself first broke back in January, but it was new to me, and resulted in a dozen open browser tabs that I enthusiastically scrambled through. The (successfully funded) Kickstarter campaign explains the project:

In the 1980s, a bag was discovered filled with dozens of pages of color slides and hundreds of rolls of carefully labeled but unprocessed film. A picker bought it at a public auction and then sold it to a collector. The work reached two Bay Area historians in the 1980s, who meticulously began developing the film to reveal its hidden contents.

It’s been 58 years since a photographer set out to capture the first of thousands of images, but somehow, they were separated from their work. This story is compelling because over half of the film was left unprocessed; most were never seen by the photographer who made them. The work is dated between 1966 and 1970.

The developed photographs contain stunning, “culturally significant” images from seemingly every major event in San Francisco over those five years. The photographer possessed a great eye, technical chops, and first-rate access; either they were a professional with a press card, or an extremely talented amateur with a knack for being in the right place—perhaps both: with about 5,000 already developed images and 75 rolls of film yet to be processed, it’s possible, perhaps even likely, that this is the collective work of more than one person.

I found myself clicking through the project’s subreddit to posts dissecting the most minute of details as internet sleuths scrounged through archives to identify the photographer.

I love so much about this project, from the historical context to the quality of the images to the central mystery. I hope the remaining film is successfully developed and provides better clues to the photographer (or photographers), and that the photos can eventually be exhibited.

Obsessed Birder Investigates Why Charlie’s Angels Contains ‘One of the Weirdest Mistakes in Movie History’

Forrest Wickman is an obsessed birder who found himself consumed by a movie mystery, as he chronicles in Slate:

Like any generous viewer—I consider myself one—you learn to suspend your disbelief. The same way you learn to accept that every phone number in every movie starts with 555, if you’re a birder, you learn to accept that every bald eagle in every movie screeches like a red-tailed hawk.

I maintained this policy throughout my early birdpilling. But then I watched the original movie adaptation of Charlie’s Angels, and I found myself staring down one of the greatest mysteries of recent cinema.

You see, there’s a scene in that movie that tormented me, that kept me up at night, and that lately has had me interrogating a wide variety of seemingly devoted, and certainly well-compensated, filmmaking professionals. That’s because the bird in Charlie’s Angels is, I believe, the wrongest bird in the history of cinema—and one of the weirdest and most inexplicable flubs in any movie I can remember. It is elaborately, even ornately wrong. It has haunted not just me but, as I’d later learn, the birding community at large for almost a quarter of a century.

So, naturally, being an all-in sort of person, I embarked upon a wild-goose chase to investigate how and why this monstrosity took flight. I talked to script doctors and scoured legal statutes. I interviewed leading ornithological experts and electronically analyzed birdcalls, all to figure out who laid this giant egg. It took nearly a year. But eventually, I discovered why hundreds of people with a budget of nearly $100 million failed to accurately portray a single bird. The answer was most fowl.

The most exhilarating story I’ve read all week, with several mystery-worthy twists that kept me riveted to the end. A superb bird-dogging effort by Wickman.

Excerpt from Patrick McGee’s ‘Apple in China’

The Sunday Times (London) has an extended excerpt of Patrick McGee’s Apple in China. In my link to Jon Stewart’s terrific interview with McGee, I noted “Apple both enabled and encouraged its China suppliers to build components for Apple competitors”; the excerpt gives the details:

The ripple effect from Apple’s investments across Chinese industry was accelerated by a rule imposed by Apple that its suppliers could be no more than 50 per cent reliant on the tech giant for their revenues. This was to ensure that a supplier wouldn’t go bust overnight if a new Apple design did away with components it manufactured. So as iPhone volumes soared from under ten million units on its launch in 2007 to more than 230 million in 2015, Apple would encourage its suppliers to grow their non-Apple business just as quickly. The upshot of this policy was that Apple gave birth to the Chinese smartphone industry.

In 2009 most smartphones sold in China were produced by Nokia, Samsung, HTC and BlackBerry. But as Apple taught China’s supply chain how to perfect multi-touch glass and make the thousand components within the iPhone, those suppliers took what they knew and offered it to Chinese companies led by Huawei, Xiaomi, Vivo and Oppo. Result: the local market share of such brands grew from 10 per cent in 2009 to 35 per cent by 2011, and then to 74 per cent by 2014, according to Counterpoint Research. It’s no exaggeration to say the iPhone didn’t kill Nokia; Chinese imitators of the iPhone did. And the imitations were so good because Apple trained all its suppliers.

To get this message to Beijing, Tim Cook and his deputies visited Zhongnanhai, the citadel of communist power near the Forbidden City, in May 2016. They explained that Apple wasn’t just creating millions of jobs; it supported entire industries by facilitating an epic transfer of “tacit knowledge”– hard-to-define but practical know-how “in the art of making things”, as defined by the China-born Federal Reserve economist Yi Wen, who believes that such knowledge was “the secret recipe” behind Britain’s Industrial Revolution.

A former Apple executive says this message was “music to the ears of China”. Beijing had spent decades trying to catch up with the West’s lead in advanced industry, scientific research and economic might. It often resorted to spying, outright theft or coercive tactics. But here was America’s most famous tech giant willingly playing the role of Prometheus, handing the Chinese the gift of fire.

(Via Daring Fireball.)

Fantastic Interview with ‘Apple in China’ Author Patrick McGee on The Daily Show

I watched Jon Stewart’s fantastic interview with Patrick McGee, author of Apple in China: The Capture of the World’s Greatest Company, with my mouth agape. McGee’s book reveals how Apple unintentionally helped build China’s high-tech electronics manufacturing dominance, and how that dominance is now hurting Apple, the U.S., and possibly the world.

Stewart clearly did his homework with this book, and McGee enthusiastically plays to Stewart’s knowledge of the topic. It’s more conversation than interview.

The numbers and details in McGee’s book are, to use Stewart’s description, jaw-dropping: 28 million workers trained by Apple in China since 2008 (larger than California’s entire labor force); investments of $55 billion a year (the U.S. CHIPS Act, meant to bring this type of high tech manufacturing back to America, is $52 billion over four years); 3 million people in China assembling Apple devices.

What boggled my mind was learning that Apple both enabled and encouraged its China suppliers to build components for Apple competitors, as a way of ensuring those suppliers didn’t go bankrupt as Apple refined devices and eliminated components. Those Apple suppliers helped build China’s electronics intellectual know-how, which they now use to build top-tier smartphones, electric vehicles—and, yes, military weaponry.

Indeed, McGee theorizes that Apple’s foray into low-cost manufacturing and its education of China’s high-tech workforce over the last twenty-five years may be “facilitating the potential annexation of Taiwan,” a notion that blew both Stewart’s and my mind. It’s a scary and potentially deadly object lesson in the law of unintended consequences.

Apple has placed itself in a no-win bind. They need to reduce their dependence on China, but can’t do so easily. Yet by staying in China, they expose themselves to the capricious whims of an autocratic leader with tremendous power over their financial well-being.

(Yes. Precisely.)

Stewart’s interview enticed me to download McGee’s book, more than any written review did. If you want that written review, though, Hannah Beech has a solid one for The New York Times (but I found Stewart’s interview incredibly compelling and infinitely more entertaining).

(One nit with the Times review: Beech writes—

There are a few Chinese misspellings and miscues — the surname Wang is not, in fact, pronounced quite as “Wong.”

My China-born wife—surname Wang and, in fact, pronounced quite as “Wong”—would like a word.)


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Clever Use of Apple Vision Pro for Running Home Cabling

Redditor /u/southrncadillac demonstrates a wild and extremely clever use of the Vision Pro by placing 3D objects in virtual space to use as tracking points in physical space—enabling them to walk around a house and identify the same physical point from multiple rooms, leveraging the Vision Pro’s rock-steady and surprisingly accurate spatial tracking. It’s like gaining the ability to see through walls and floors.

Someone should make a dedicated app for this. It might be a device-seller.

(Be sure to turn on audio, or you will be completely confused.)

(Via @Denisvengeance.)

Stream Dieter Rams documentary ‘Rams’ for Free Today (May 21)

Oh You Pretty Things:

Dieter Rams turns 93 on May 20th. Every year on Dieter Rams’ birthday, we stream “Rams” free worldwide!

Available through today (May 21), according to BoingBoing, which also reminds us of Rams’ design impact:

Even if you don’t know his name, you likely know of his beautifully austere designs for Braun audio and houseware designs from the 1950s through the 1990s. His philosophy of “less, but better” (Weniger, aber besser) and his ten principles of good design have profoundly influenced modern industrial design, most notably through his impact on Apple’s Jonathan Ive.

Timely, given today’s Jony Ive news.

Jony Ive and Sam Altman Introduce ‘io’, a Collaboration Between LoveFrom and OpenAI

The announcement (with a lovely nine-minute video that doubles as an ode to San Francisco) is light on details, but heavy on aspiration:

The io team, focused on developing products that inspire, empower and enable, will now merge with OpenAI to work more intimately with the research, engineering and product teams in San Francisco.

As io merges with OpenAI, Jony and LoveFrom will assume deep design and creative responsibilities across OpenAI and io.

It’s a $6.5 billion, all-stock deal. I can’t help but wonder if this increases the chances of Apple acquiring (or partnering more deeply with) OpenAI—or makes it less likely.

Ive:

I have a growing sense that everything I have learned over the last 30 years has led me to this moment. While I am both anxious and excited about the responsibility of the substantial work ahead, I am so grateful for the opportunity to be part of such an important collaboration. The values and vision of Sam and the teams at OpenAI and io are a rare inspiration.

Altman:

What it means to use technology can change in a profound way. I hope we can bring some of the delight, wonder and creative spirit that I first felt using an Apple Computer 30 years ago.

This merger feels momentous, like an anointing of a new generation of tech leadership by a vanguard of the previous one. I enjoy making fun of Altman, but I get the sense that Ive believes he’s found his next Steve Jobs.

Whatever device comes of this partnership will rocket to the top of my Want It! list.

George Wendt, Norm from ‘Cheers’, Dies at 76

Alex Williams, New York Times:

George Wendt, who earned six consecutive Primetime Emmy Award nominations for his role as the bearish, beer-quaffing Everyman Norm Peterson on the enduring sitcom “Cheers,” died on Tuesday morning at home in Studio City, Calif. He was 76. […]

Over more than four decades, Mr. Wendt racked up about 170 film and television credits. But he was best known for “Cheers.” He appeared on every episode of the sitcom during its 11-year run on NBC, which began in 1982. His streak of Emmy nominations for outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series began in 1984.

I completed my first rewatch of Cheers a few months ago, and Wendt’s Norm was, by a significant margin, my favorite character. Wendt exuded warmth and charisma, and Norms deadpan quips as he made his way to his bar perch always cracked me up. (“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.” Or, “How’s a beer sound, Norm?” “I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.”)

Mike Barnes and Duane Byrge, The Hollywood Reporter:

He received Emmy nominations for outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series for six consecutive years (1984–89, from the second season to the seventh, but lost out to Pat Harrington Jr. of One Day at a Time in 1984, to John Larroquette of Night Court from 1985–88 and to castmate Woody Harrelson in 1989.

It surprises me that he never won an Emmy for this role. He created one of the most enduring characters of the mid-’80s.

I’ll raise a beer in Wendt’s memory today. 

Norm!

‘You Might Be a Late Bloomer’

David Brooks wrote a wonderful article for The Atlantic last year on the idea of “late bloomers” and why they succeed later in life, especially in comparison to the more popular notion of “early bloomers” who experience their success at a young age. (Apple News+ link.)

Brooks leads with a story about Paul Cézanne, who achieved success late in his life and career, and cites other well-known figures with similar “delayed” success (Morgan Freeman and Colonel Harland Sanders, for example). He uses them as a springboard to explore why some people “peak” later. He writes:

It turns out that late bloomers are not simply early bloomers on a delayed timetable—they didn’t just do the things early bloomers did but at a later age. Late bloomers tend to be qualitatively different, possessing a different set of abilities that are mostly invisible to or discouraged by our current education system.

Brooks identifies eight traits “that tend to distinguish late bloomers from early bloomers.” All resonated with me—these five especially so—each of which I might immodestly attribute to myself, to varying degrees (but that’s a topic for a future article!):

  • Intrinsic motivation.
People driven by intrinsic motivation […] are bad at paying attention to what other people tell them to pay attention to.

[…]

But such people can be great at paying attention to things that do interest them. The intrinsically motivated have a strong need for autonomy. They are driven by their own curiosity, their own obsessions […].

He also writes that intrinsically motivated people:

[…] are self-directed and often obsessed, burying themselves deep into some subject or task. They find learning about a subject or doing an activity to be their own reward, so they are less likely to cut corners.
  • “Diversive curiosity.”
Many late bloomers endure a brutal wandering period, as they cast about for a vocation.

[…]

During these early periods, late bloomers try and then quit so many jobs that the people around them might conclude that they lack resilience. But these are exactly the years when the late bloomers are developing what psychologists call “diversive curiosity”—the ability to wander into a broad range of interests in a manner that seems to have no rhyme or reason.

[…]

They walk through life like a curious person browsing through a bookstore.
  • The ability to self-teach.
Successful autodidacts start with what psychologists call a “high need for cognition”—in other words, they like to think a lot.

[…]

Successful late bloomers combine this high need for cognition with a seemingly contradictory trait: epistemic humility. They are aggressive about wanting to acquire knowledge and learn—but they are also modest, possessing an accurate sense of how much they don’t know. This mentality combines high self-belief (I can figure this out on my own; I know my standards are right and the world’s standards are wrong) with high self-doubt (There’s a lot I don’t know, and I am falling short in many ways).

The combination of a high need for cognition and epistemic humility is a recipe for lifelong learning. Late bloomers learn more slowly but also more deeply precisely because they’re exploring on their own. 
  • The mind of the explorer.
[…] the best moments of life can be found within the lifelong learning or quest itself. It’s doing something so fulfilling that the work is its own reward. “Effort is the one thing that gives meaning to life,” the Stanford psychologist Carol Dweck once wrote. “Effort means you care about something.”
  • Wisdom.
Wisdom is a complicated trait. It starts with pattern recognition—using experience to understand what is really going on. The neuroscientist Elkhonon Goldberg provides a classic expression of this ability in his book The Wisdom Paradox. “Frequently when I am faced with what would appear from the outside to be a challenging problem, the grinding mental computation is somehow circumvented, rendered, as if by magic, unnecessary,” he writes. “The solution comes effortlessly, seamlessly, seemingly by itself. What I have lost with age in my capacity for hard mental work, I seem to have gained in my capacity for instantaneous, almost unfairly easy insight.”

But the trait we call wisdom is more than just pattern recognition; it’s the ability to see things from multiple points of view, the ability to aggregate perspectives and rest in the tensions between them. 

The remaining traits (Early screw-upsThe ability to finally commitCrankiness in old age) offered several more nods of recognition, and there’s a lot more to each trait than even the extensive pull quotes above. Brooks’ piece is an enlightening read, especially if, like me, you’re constantly contemplating your own “what’s next.”

President Joe Biden Diagnosed with ‘Aggressive’ Form of Prostrate Cancer

David Smith, writing for The Guardian:

Joe Biden, the former US president, has been diagnosed with an “aggressive form” of prostate cancer that has spread to his bones, his personal office announced on Sunday.

The 82-year-old was seen last week by doctors after urinary symptoms and a prostate nodule were found. Biden and his family are considering options for treatment.

“While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management,” his office said. “The President and his family are reviewing treatment options with his physicians.”

Prostate cancers are given a score called a Gleason score that measures, on a scale of one to 10, how the cancerous cells look compared with normal cells. Biden’s office said his score was nine, suggesting his cancer is among the most aggressive.

Fuck—and I mean this sincerely—cancer.

Restaurants Owned by Kid Rock and Other Conservative Trump Supporters Close to Avoid Trump’s ICE Raids

The Onion could have written this story, but it’s real. From Nashville Scene:

Downtown kitchens shuttered over the weekend to avoid immigration agents in at least three locations owned by conservative restaurateur Steve Smith.

Smith is “a Trump supporter and donor” who owns several Nashville restaurants. He co-owns one with Kid Rock, who’s also a staunch Trump supporter.

At the instruction of managers, restaurant employees without legal citizenship status left the premises at The Diner, Honky Tonk Central and Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse during a primetime rush on Saturday night to avoid detention by ICE agents. Locations, already struggling to provide full service, suffered through at least Sunday due to fears from employees who did not want to risk arrest by returning to work.

If this had appeared in The Onion, we’d offer a wry chuckle at the clever writing staff’s absurd conceit of ultra-conservative Trump supporters hiring undocumented workers only to then hide them from Trump’s ICE goons. Brilliant satire! we’d exclaim.

It’s become simply impossible to out-satire MAGA.

U.S. State Department Pressuring Countries to Adopt Elon Musk’s Starlink

This investigative report from ProPublica is an example of why I harbor a distaste for all things Elon Musk, as I alluded to at the end of my United-Starlink piece:

In recent months, senior State Department officials in both Washington and Gambia have coordinated with Starlink executives to coax, lobby and browbeat at least seven Gambian government ministers to help Musk, records and interviews show. One of those Cabinet officials told ProPublica his government is under “maximum pressure” to yield.

I’m shocked to learn the current regime is exerting its considerable influence to benefit one of its own, while claiming that “patriotic Americans” would support it. Yet it goes well beyond the State Department’s typical “Buy American!” rhetoric:

“If this was done by another country, we absolutely would call this corruption,” said Kristofer Harrison, who served as a high-level State Department official in the George W. Bush administration. “Because it is corruption.”

From the Washington Post article that prompted ProPublica’s investigative reporting:

Less than two weeks after President Donald Trump announced 50 percent tariffs on goods from the tiny African nation of Lesotho, the country’s communications regulator held a meeting with representatives of Starlink.

The satellite business, owned by billionaire and Trump adviser Elon Musk’s SpaceX company, had been seeking access to customers in Lesotho. But it was not until Trump unveiled the tariffs and called for negotiations over trade deals that leaders of the country of roughly 2 million people awarded Musk’s firm the nation’s first-ever satellite internet service license, slated to last for 10 years.

The decision drew a mention in an internal State Department memo obtained by The Washington Post, which states: “As the government of Lesotho negotiates a trade deal with the United States, it hopes that licensing Starlink demonstrates goodwill and intent to welcome U.S. businesses.”

Back to the ProPublica piece:

Foreign leaders are acutely aware of Musk’s unprecedented position in the government, which he has used to help rewrite U.S. foreign policy. After Musk spent at least $288 million on the 2024 election, Trump gave the billionaire a powerful post in the White House. In mere months, Musk’s team has directed the firing of thousands of federal workers, canceled billions of dollars in programs and dismantled the U.S. Agency for International Development, which supported humanitarian projects around the world. African nations have been particularly hard-hit by the cuts.

[…]

Executives at Starlink have seized the moment to expand. An April State Department cable to D.C. obtained by ProPublica quoted a Starlink employee describing the company’s approach to securing a license in Djibouti, a key U.S. ally in Africa that hosts an American military base: “We’re pushing from the top and the bottom to ram this through.”

It’s a good thing Musk isn’t part of the federal government, or this might be considered an abuse of power.

[emoluments]:

Instead, it’s merely typical Trump and Musk cronyism.

Starlink Internet Coming to United Airlines (and I’ve Already Used It on Hawaiian Airlines)

Andrew J. Hawkins, writing for The Verge (paywalled; Internet Archive copy) on the new United Airlines onboard WiFi powered by Starlink, which launched this week:

As soon as I was able to connect, I started checking the Wi-Fi speeds. Using Speedtest, I checked the speed multiple times throughout the flight: at the gate, while taxiing, during takeoff, ascending, at cruising altitude, descending, and during landing. I found the download speeds to be very impressive, averaging at 128 megabits-per-second (Mbps), while upload speeds were coming in a little slower at an average of 23.9 Mbps. The picture quality was crystal clear, the latency was low, and everything seemed to work quite smoothly.

Upload speeds of nearly 24 Mbps make my home internet, which gets 25–30 Mbps up—if I’m lucky—look pathetic. I shouldn’t get the same upload speeds at home that I do while flying 30,000 feet in the air at 500 mph. Thanks Xfinity. (And no thanks to Verizon and AT&T, which both steadfastly refuse to bring fiber to my neighborhood.)

As the article notes, United isn’t actually the first to use Starlink for onboard WiFi; Hawaiian Airlines does too—I used it on a recent trip to the islands. Alas, I neglected to Speedtest it, but it felt fast enough, and I noticed no speed or latency issues. Having fast, free internet access while flying is fantastic, though I can understand the “always connected” concerns.

I do wish United (and Hawaiian Airlines) had chosen something other than Elon Musk’s Starlink, though. I’m just (irrationally?) suspicious of anything involving Musk. And while I always enable VPN when using any public WiFi (and you should too), I was especially keen to do so when joining this particular WiFi network.

Sam Altman is a Guest of—and Gets Roasted by—Financial Times

Sam Altman was a guest on the Financial Times’ Lunch with the FT (which, apparently, is an interview-executives-while-they-cook type of show). FT columnist Bryce Elder watched the video, and revels in some delightful pettiness over Altman’s choices of olive oil, coffee maker, and knife:

Here are three things we found out about Altman based on repeated watching of 22 uncomfortable seconds of his cooking prep.

For example, on Altman’s olive oil usage:

That’s Graza. It’s a trendy brand of olive oils from Jaén in southern Spain, the world’s olive-growing capital, that are sold through Whole Foods and direct. Cute packaging and squeeze-bottle convenience have helped build Graza’s following among Instagram types, but its big innovation was to split the range into easy-to-understand categories. There’s Sizzle, which is advertised as being best for cooking, and Drizzle, which is for dipping and finishing.

Altman sizzles with Drizzle.

According to Elder, Graza Drizzle costs $21, and is meant to be used as a “finishing oil”: it’s an “early harvest” oil packed with flavor—flavors that dissipate with heat. Says Elder:

Frying with early harvest is insanely wasteful and, quite frankly, an offence to horticulture.

The coffee maker and knife takedowns are equally petty, and I’m absolutely here for it.

Graham Shaw Demonstrates You Can Draw

This 10-year-old Graham Shaw TEDx Talk tickles my brain regularly. It happened again yesterday when my wife said the magic phrase, “I wish I could draw.”

When you watch the video, grab a pen and sheet of paper (or iPad and Apple Pencil!) and follow along. I am not an artist, and I was pleasantly surprised by my results when I first watched the video a few years back. Here are three of my attempts from then. I won’t become a cartoonist anytime soon, but I did briefly contemplate the possibility!

Eileen O’Shaughnessy Made George Orwell Famous—and Was Erased from History

George Orwell’s 1984 is one of my favorite novels, and its themes feel more apposite today than ever—it’s all too easy to recognize the many Orwellian parallels with the current administration, especially their efforts to “memory hole” any history they consider inconvenient, with a seemingly gleeful emphasis on erasing Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion efforts in general, and women’s achievements in particular.

Anna Funder uses this stark situation to highlight another memory-holing of a woman: Eileen O’Shaughnessy, wife to George Orwell. Writing for Time magazine, Funder exposes a hidden definition of Orwellian:

Orwell had a brilliant wife who was erased from history, and he started it.

Never heard of her? That’s because Eileen O’Shaughnessy’s name, along with her enormous contribution to Orwell’s life (she saved it) and work (she helped make it) have gone down the patriarchal memory hole.

She wrote a book, Wifedom: Mrs. Orwell’s Invisible Life, in which she explores:

[…] just how a woman so crucial to a man’s life and work can be erased from the story while she is alive, and then, after she dies, from history.

O’Shaughnessy sounds fascinating:

[…] an Oxford graduate in literature, a writer and editor who’d studied under famed British author John Ronald Reuel Tolkien—

Yes, that would be J.R.R. Tolkien. She also had the word “obey” removed from her wedding vows, and appears to be a significant contributor (at least!) to Orwell’s Animal Farm.

Funder links O’Shaughnessy’s erasure to this regime’s all-out campaign to scrub women from our history books. She closes with a jab—optimistic, perhaps—at the agencies who shamefully complied:

I just hope they backed up their databases first, so that when this memory-hole era is over, they can put the women who made history back into it with a click.

Funder is doing her part to restore O’Shaughnessy’s name to the narrative.

(Via @briankrebs@amydiehl.)

Penn & Teller’s ’Entropy’ on Fool Us

I loved this performance. It’s peak Penn & Teller.

Pete Rose, Baseball’s Best-Known Cheater (and Career Hits and Games Played Leader), Is Reinstated by Commissioner Rob Manfred

ESPN:

In a historic, sweeping decision, baseball commissioner Rob Manfred on Tuesday removed Pete Rose, “Shoeless” Joe Jackson and other deceased players from Major League Baseball’s permanently ineligible list.

The all-time hit king and Jackson—both longtime baseball pariahs stained by gambling, seen by MLB as the game’s mortal sin—are now eligible for election into the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York.

Pete Rose was undeniably the best hitter in the game. No active player is even close to achieving his 4,256 career hits or 3,562 games played[1]. He was a sure-fire first-round Hall of Famer.

Until he bet on baseball.

I’ve long held that the Baseball Hall of Fame should be stats-based. If you top the leaderboards, you should be eligible. And I’ve long believed that Rose should be in the Hall of Fame, based solely on his stats.

Yet I find myself rather torn about this reinstatement. Rose consistently lied about betting on the game and has shown no remorse in the decades since. I’m also surprised that Manfred took this action, considering he’s denied Rose’s requests several times.

But it makes no sense to visit Cooperstown and not see the game’s most prolific hitter on display.

I can only hope that if Rose does get inducted into the Hall of Fame, his statue is kept in a remote wing (the Hall of Cheaters?) and comes with a giant plaque that clearly states, above his impressive game stats, that he was banned for life for betting on baseball.


  1. Freddie Freeman, with 2,308 hits, tops the active player hits list. At his current rate (144.25 hits/year) he would need to play another 13 and a half seasons to surpass Rose. Freeman would be 48 years old.

    Andrew McCutchen is the current games played leader, with 2,163. He’d need to play another 8.6 years (and not miss a game) to beat Rose. McCutchen would be 46.

    The oldest active baseball player is Justin Verlander of the Giants. He’s 42. ↩︎

Anil Dash: ‘AI-First Is the New Return to Office’

A couple of weeks ago, in frustrated reaction to two CEOs (first from Shopify, then Duolingo) who published memos mandating the use of AI in their companies (“for productivity”), I wrote on Mastodon:

I don’t understand this need to say “we’re gonna use AI to be more productive.”

Imagine someone putting out press releases that “we’re gonna use computers to be more productive.” Or “cars.” Or “electricity.”

The only reason to announce this is for the attention and to boost their stock price, because “AI.”

Why must companies be so insufferable? Use the tools and shut up about it already!

I thought I’d write something here about this trend, but I’m glad I didn’t, because Anil Dash nailed it with exactly the right comparison: ”AI-first” is the new Return To Office.

Dash asks:

[…] did your boss ever have to send you a memo demanding that you use a smartphone? Was there a performance review requiring you to use Slack? I’m actually old enough that I was at different workplaces when they started using spreadsheets and email and the web, and I can tell you, they absolutely didn’t have to drive adoption by making people fill out paperwork about how they were definitely using the cool new technology. Isn’t that interesting?

He further wonders:

How did we get here? What can we do? Maybe it starts by trying to just… be normal about technology.

His conclusion echoes mine:

But I don’t think the audience for these memos is really the people who work at these companies. I think the audience is the other CEOs and investors and VCs in the industry, just as it was for the other fads of the last few years. And I expect that AI will indeed be part of how we evaluate performance in the future, but mostly in that the way CEOs communicate to their teams about technologies like AI will be part of how we all evaluate their performance as leaders.

John Siracusa on Apple’s ‘Only Truly Mortal Sin’

At Hypercritical, John Siracusa, in his inimitable style, criticizes Apple for its shift of focus from making great products to making tremendous amounts of money:

As far as I’m concerned, the only truly mortal sin for Apple’s leadership is losing sight of the proper relationship between product virtue and financial success—and not just momentarily, but constitutionally, intransigently, for years. Sadly, I believe this has happened.

The preponderance of the evidence is undeniable. Too many times, in too many ways, over too many years, Apple has made decisions that do not make its products better, all in service of control, leverage, protection, profits—all in service of money.

He calls for “new leadership at Apple,” by which he presumably means replacing CEO Tim Cook, but he may well be seeking to oust all of Apple’s current leadership team, most of whom have served with—and advised—Cook his entire tenure as CEO. It’s hard to imagine any of them making meaningfully different decisions. And any change at the top will come from within: today’s Apple is institutionally averse to bringing in an external CEO, so someone on that leadership page is Apple’s next CEO.

I’m not against leadership change; I just don’t think it addresses the issue, which is that making incredible amounts of money is a difficult thing to give up willingly, especially when you’re beholden to Wall Street. I often wonder if Apple would make different—and better—decisions if it were a private company.