Dan Rice at The Hard Times:

In a stunning instance of miscommunication between departments, ICE agents have deported Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro back to Venezuela just hours after he was abducted by the DEA.

Remember, in this timeline, “satire” is just something that hasn’t happened yet.

See Also: “Trump Is Boasting About an Alleged Land Strike in Venezuela — Here’s Why He Is Still a Pedophile”:

A regime change in Venezuela will not erase Trump’s relationship with sex trafficker Jefferey Epstein

It’s an open secret that Trump’s real goal here is to oust Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, a known dictator who just so happens to be sitting on some significant oil and rare earth mineral reserves. It is, however, also an open secret that Donald Trump bonded with Jefferey Epstein over their shared love of coercing sex from women under the age of 18. Trump himself has called this a “Wonderful secret.”

Jeffrey, but still: The Hard Times goes hard.