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Donald Trump Bombs Iran Without Congressional Approval, Immediately Calls for Peace

Donald Trump on “Truth” Social (the official channel for presidential proclamations, but reposted to X/Twitter for actual reach):

We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. All planes are now outside of Iran air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The “Thank you for your attention to this matter” confirms it’s an official communiqué, of course, but it’s the all-caps call for peace—after dropping 30,000-pound bombs on a sovereign country without congressional approval, thereby pushing America to the brink of yet another Middle East war—that shows just how seriously Trump takes this.

Two panel “Eric Andre shooting Hannibal Buress” meme; Andre shoots Buress in frame 1. In frame 2, Andre faces the camera, captioned “Now is the time for peace.”
Via @Billyjensen on X/Twitter.

This unconstitutional military strike should be a clearly impeachable offense. I’m sure our do-nothing Congress will get right on that.

(An aside: What has happened to John Fetterman?)

I’m reminded today of two articles. First, this 2016 New York Times piece by Maureen Dowd:

Screenshot of New York Times article titled “Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk”

Second, this 2023 Wall Street Journal opinion from J.D. Vance (Apple News+):

Screenshot of Wall Street Journal article titled “Trump’s Best Foreign Policy? Not Starting Any Wars” with subtitle “He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas.”

Both have aged like fine wine in a 100º cellar.

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